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If this gets 100k notes I'll do one self-care.

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I wamt foob

You obtained FOOB!

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the mafia? are you serious, molly?

and if you are, you know i'll need a good part of those clams! nyak nyak

I offer you 300,000,000 CLAMS to join the mafia

With that much money? Gladly!

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hello Humphrey. May I have a nice warm, microwaved cup of mayonnaise. please, I need this. everywhere else I’ve gone, I’ve been unable to get one. you are my last hope.

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[OOC: are you in the sbwe discord]

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[OOC] woagh!!! yummy >:)

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Can I eat one of ur pink lumps?

of course not!

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Are you a tumor?

i would hope not...

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Do you- by any chance- have about 300 pounds of scrap metal? I ned it for... an experiment.

-@mollys-sushi

an experiment, you say? i'll have to oblige then! nyak nyak

MOLLY got 300 POUNDS OF SCRAP METAL!

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agreed!

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send asks? send asks queen? send asks? /ref

send asks please im bored//

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*kidnaps your air conditioner and leaves note*

Give me all your monies by Friday or I break the AC

you really thought that was the only one?

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i would like a vase full of glass shards

- food devil

eh, sure! i've had more difficult requests! nyak nyak

You got VASE OF GLASS SHARDS!

The SHARDS never seem to end...

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can i eat.... a different whale?

of course! nyak nyak what kind?

(ooc: would this count as cannibalism?)

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Can I eat Basil?

the plant or the person?

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Can i eat you?

.... no?????

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I want to eat the entire state of New York

here! might want to cut it down, though...

You got STATE OF NEW YORK!

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ask for anything and ill get it, huh?

get me a girlfriend its pride month i cant be single.

we usually don't accept requests for living creatures, but its pride month! here...

YOU got GIRLFRIEND!

no living requests after this though, okay?