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Game of the year

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*Takes several parts out of a suitcase from an optimal sniper position and when I’m done assembling them, I’ve made a maid outfit*

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If you think about it earthquakes are tectonic plates frotting and the lava coming out of the volcanos is cum

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wait a minute..... these arent my memories

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actually up until yesterday i was being kept in a cage deprived of all semiotic signification. so each of my interpretations of reality is the correct one because unlike all of you i am seeing it without cultural historical and social frameworks of reference

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Tell me all the fings yew wanna dew

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rip to Alma from brokeback Mountain but if I saw my husband making out with his cowboy friend I’d start touching myself

My date: can we get the check please

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i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

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She's correct and should say it

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in my mind i am just the faggiest faggot who ever fagged and then some dude who's known me for years will just be like 'you got a girlfriend man?'

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Remember when memory foam first dropped how crazy hype it was

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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Let me hold it while you pee. I promise I'm gonna be totally normal about it.

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It is extremely sad that there are people out there who are using an AI girlfriend tool who also crushes their dreams and aspirations.

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat