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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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I’m living for The Odyssey discourse on Twitter right now because some people are like, “You’ve never heard of the odyssey” and other people are like, “some people don’t speak English and haven’t read your little American book.”

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It's okay. You can get a baby from the dumpster.

is there anything more precious than a baby who doesnt know yet that theyre going to have to pay rent one day

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Everyone on this website still using their hands to jerk off. Grow up!

miss tantric meditation pussy over here

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FINALLY got to know minthara... no notes. life of the party

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Website: please turn off adblock, we’re dying

Me: Well, this is a good article, sure-

My Computer, in a split second:

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the fairies and i just made some... figgy pudding

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THE X-FILES | 4.20

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people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

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communists on christmarx when they hear socialism claus proceeding down the chimney exactly as predicted by a materialist understanding of class structures throughout history

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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

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i don't think anyone has ever fallen in love with someone because of their strong sense of restraint, their elaborate performance of apathy and their ability not to triple text. just sayin

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