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kotlc is just a book of DIVAS. Sophie? diva. Della? Diva. Timkin Heks? Diva. Bronte? Diva. Even Mr.Forkle. They are all divas prove me wrong.

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I don’t care what anyone else says, Will Herondale should have a Welsh accent.

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Me whenever I randomly think about the Clockwork Princess epilogue

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Is it just me, or does Keefe give Herondale vibes?

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Jem Carstairs is so husband material

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I am a firm believer in Jem x Tessa supremacy. They’re so cute together

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Hey that’s only a few days after my birthday (the Fitz one I mean)

but August Sophie is so in character and I will join you fighting whoever disagrees

Birthday headcannons that are based on nothing but vibes

Sophie: August 16th

Keefe: May 5th

Fitz: January 3rd

Biana: April 26th

Dex: September 7th

Tam: March 17th

Linh: March 17th

Marella: July 19th

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these just fit the vibe. I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s true.

Birthday headcannons that are based on nothing but vibes

Sophie: August 16th

Keefe: May 5th

Fitz: January 3rd

Biana: April 26th

Dex: September 7th

Tam: March 17th

Linh: March 17th

Marella: July 19th

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so basically my maths class in a nutshell

adding onto your nightmares

its 8 am, you're in science class and percy is kicking the back of annabeths chair, she's saying "stawppp" and acting annoyed

will solace has his airpods in , nico is drawing anime on chromebook canvas

piper is vaping under her history book, frank is getting stressed out from all the noise

hazel is redoing her makeup

leo is shutting off jason's chromebook and jason keeps giggling

coach hedge has his arms crossed and keeps saying "i'll wait"

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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Leo: dude I’m like in love with you

jason: r-really?

leo: whoops haha autocorrect gettin’ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 amirite

jason: leo this is a verbal conversation

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TSC characters as things my friends have said and done pt1/?

Jace: *Walks in front of a moving vehicle*

Will, staring intently into Jem’s eyes: Cheese. Jem, staring intently back: I agree.

Luke, tired: No, Sonic the Hedgehog does not have ohio gyatt. I know that and I just learned the meaning of it this morning. (Probably saying this to some random kid who picked up Gen Z slang 💀)

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me waking up to see whatever nonsense the kotlc fandom has gotten into now

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If anything happens to Tiergan or Elwin I WILL speak to Shannon Messenger privately and it won’t be the nicest thing I’ve said

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alas, the word alas has become archaic (Will not stop me from using it)

HATE when there's an objectively cooler word for what you want to say but you can't use it because it's "archaic" or "obsolete" 🙄 Okay well my best friends from the 1600s say it sounds fine.

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soap. I bit into a bar of soap and ate it. I was four.

INGESTED not just chewed on to clarify lol. based on real responses from my groupchat