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Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals

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i don't know if the forbidden cities have hair dryers but if they did Keefe would have 10 each for their own purpose

one for drying his hair halfway

the second for drying his hair the rest of the way

the third for having photo shoots in his bedroom

the fourth for having photo shoots in his bathroom

the fifth for drying his hair products that need drying

the sixth for drying his paintings quickly

the seventh for drying his hair at school after ability testing that he's just kept in his locker ever since just in case

the eight is a tiny one that somehow still works really well that he keeps in his pocket especially if he's near Linh

the ninth is just for decoration

and the tenth is to blast Fitz in the face to scare him whenever he walks in the room

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oralie: your as pretty as a library

kenric: ...thank you?

oralie: so how was my flirting

bronte: your lucky hes already whipped for you.

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Average Foxfire student has 20 detentions per year

Is actually false

Average Foxfire student has 2 detentions per year

Keefe Sencen is an outlier and should not have been cointed

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Not even American and I’m scared for you guys.

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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How are there people out there who hate Fitzroy Avery Vacker? Like, what has Fitzy ever done to you?

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Trying to prove a point to my mom, reblog if you have accidentally tasted soap, and are not a bot.

tagging some people

@the-taggerrr @literal-trans-beans @perch-the-cat

Also you CANNOT spam, because that will ruin it /srs

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changed my profile picture 😊

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Sandor: If you kill a killer, the number of killers remains the same

Ro, with her mouth full of food: Kill two

Sandor:… *sigh* ogres

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Quinlin: I think I’m an idiot!

Livvy:

Quinlin: I was looking for my imparter when it was in my hand!

Livvy: Don’t worry, I do that a lot too.

Quinlin: Really, you forget stuff a lot?

Livvy: No, I think you’re an idiot a lot.

Quinlin: *Unamused scowling*

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someone should write this lol

rereading lodestar is making me think. shannon better revisit criterion and the lodestar initiative in unraveled. this is a threat

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Pretty sure Sophie has Trichotillomania (hair pulling disorder)

Like, when she’s stressed or upset she always pulls her eyelashes compulsively.

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I feel like my name fits this description. (It’s Katherine, btw)

it would be so funny if someone keefe met in unraveled had the same name as someone in the kotlc fandom

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Fintan: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet? Alvar: Knife to the throat Ruy: Gun to the back Gisela: Poison in his cup Keefe: You're all horrible

(this is stupid, but I was bored)

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I’m just as confused as the rest of you

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