humanvanillabean
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20 years oldI can’t write to save my life but I repost some great fics Fandoms include The Mentalist, Bodies (Netflix), TGM/TG, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Marvel, DC, The OC, Taskmaster, and some real folks as well!
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humanvanillabean · 2 months ago
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Ok, who has the Mulder and Scully cover shot retrospective post to share? You know the one that included such classics as Prom Date, the late 80's Techno Pop Duo spread and of course the "high-end" Sears family portrait studio layout?
I swear I had it here somewhere.
Please, someone prove this website's potential for joy.
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humanvanillabean · 2 months ago
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fictional characters can kill as many people as they want but it’s illegal for them to be annoying hope this helps
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humanvanillabean · 2 months ago
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sorry kitten (mulder)
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humanvanillabean · 4 months ago
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Am i tweeking or are they hinting at a season 2 of bodies?
Ive been seing alot of stories from the some of the actors/producers about bodieand its sucsess. Mind you it has been 10 months since the release of bodies.
Jon Opstad even released a video of one of the sings from the soundtrack played by an orchestra
Either they js randomly start talking about a limited series that has been published almost a year ago or they are planing something.
Ive talked to my friend about it and she also agrees😭 her theory is that a s2 may be announced a bit after the first anniversery
This could be js me still being in denial that bodies still hassnt been renewed for s2 lmao😭 but what do yall think
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humanvanillabean · 4 months ago
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I would very much like to have a hot threesome with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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I am, like properly giving James Acaster a BJ here...
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humanvanillabean · 4 months ago
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stills version
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humanvanillabean · 4 months ago
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Words to use instead of ‘said’
**Using the word ‘said’ is absolutely not a bad choice, and in fact, you will want to use it for at least 40% of all your dialogue tags. Using other words can be great, especially for description and showing emotion, but used in excess can take away or distract from the story.
Neutral: acknowledged, added, affirmed, agreed, announced, answered, appealed, articulated, attested, began, bemused, boasted, called, chimed in, claimed, clarified, commented, conceded, confided, confirmed, contended, continued, corrected, decided, declared, deflected, demurred, disclosed, disputed, emphasized, explained, expressed, finished, gloated, greeted, hinted, imitated, imparted, implied, informed, interjected, insinuated, insisted, instructed, lectured, maintained, mouthed, mused, noted, observed, offered, put forth, reassured, recited, remarked, repeated, requested, replied, revealed, shared, spoke up, stated, suggested, uttered, voiced, volunteered, vowed, went on
Persuasive: advised, appealed, asserted, assured, begged, cajoled, claimed, convinced, directed, encouraged, implored, insisted, pleaded, pressed, probed, prodded, prompted, stressed, suggested, urged
Continuously: babbled, chattered, jabbered, rambled, rattled on
Quietly: admitted, breathed, confessed, croaked, crooned, grumbled, hissed, mumbled, murmured, muttered, purred, sighed, whispered
Loudly: bellowed, blurted, boomed, cried, hollered, howled, piped, roared, screamed, screeched, shouted, shrieked, squawked, thundered, wailed, yelled, yelped
Happily/Lovingly: admired, beamed, cackled, cheered, chirped, comforted, consoled, cooed, empathized, flirted, gushed, hummed, invited, praised, proclaimed, professed, reassured, soothed, squealed, whooped
Humour: bantered, chuckled, giggled, guffawed, jested, joked, joshed
Sad: bawled, begged, bemoaned, blubbered, grieved, lamented, mewled, mourned, pleaded, sniffled, sniveled, sobbed, wailed, wept, whimpered
Frustrated: argued, bickered, chastised, complained, exasperated, groaned, huffed, protested, whinged
Anger: accused, bristled, criticized, condemned, cursed, demanded, denounced, erupted, fumed, growled, lied, nagged, ordered, provoked, raged, ranted remonstrated, retorted, scoffed, scolded, scowled, seethed, shot, snapped, snarled, sneered, spat, stormed, swore, taunted, threatened, warned
Disgust: cringed, gagged, groused, griped, grunted, mocked, rasped, sniffed, snorted
Fear: cautioned, faltered, fretted, gasped, quaked, quavered, shuddered, stammered, stuttered, trembled, warned, whimpered, whined
Excited: beamed, cheered, cried out, crowed, exclaimed, gushed, rejoiced, sang, trumpeted
Surprised: blurted, exclaimed, gasped, marveled, sputtered, yelped
Provoked: bragged, dared, gibed, goaded, insulted, jeered, lied, mimicked, nagged, pestered, provoked, quipped, ribbed, ridiculed, sassed, teased
Uncertainty/Questionned: asked, challenged, coaxed, concluded, countered, debated, doubted, entreated, guessed, hesitated, hinted, implored, inquired, objected, persuaded, petitioned, pleaded, pondered, pressed, probed, proposed, queried, questioned, quizzed, reasoned, reiterated, reported, requested, speculated, supposed, surmised, testified, theorized, verified, wondered
This is by no means a full list, but should be more than enough to get you started!
Any more words you favor? Add them in the comments!
Happy Writing :)
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humanvanillabean · 4 months ago
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Thanks @spacer4t 🫡
Hot to go- Chappell Roan
Uptown Girl- Billy Joel
Maneater- Hall & Oats
All Your’n- Tyler Childers
Nonsense- Sabrina Carpenter
Valerie- Amy Winehouse
Alien Blues- Vundabar
Not Like Us- Kendrick Lamar
I Almost Told You That I Loved You- Papa Roach
Love and Happiness- Al Green
Left Hand Free- Altj
Ain’t No Love In Oklahoma- Luke Combs
Burning for you- Blue Oyster Cult
Enchanted- Taylor Swift
Amoreena- Elton John
Next Thing You Know- Jordan Davis
I nominate @bodies-needs-a-fandom @hollandroos @jasontodd-is-alive @dylanobrienonline @incorrect-trekquotes
Tagged by @westernfront to spell my url with song titles, thank you!
Long white veil- The Decemberists
El cristal- Mon Laferte
Farwell to Nova Scotia- The High Kings
Take it like a man- Amanda Shires
Eat your young- Hozier
National anthem- Lana del Rey
Appaloosa bones- Gregory Alan Isakov
Nocturne- Blanco White
Take me down- The Pretty Reckless
Joli rouge- The Dreadnoughts
Only Son of the Ladiesman- Father John Misty
Pioneer- The Band Perry
Shawneetown- The Longest Johns
Ophelia- The Lumineers
Not Dead Yet- Lord Huron
I also challenged myself to not repeat an artist and it was harder than I thought it would be
Tagging: @schofielded @murderballadeer @victoriancryptid @davidstirlings @blue-spectors
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humanvanillabean · 4 months ago
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humanvanillabean · 4 months ago
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Edit bfor I resume drawing
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humanvanillabean · 5 months ago
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*unlocks new comfort show*
*there's only 8 episodes*
*loses all previously gained comfort*
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humanvanillabean · 5 months ago
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humanvanillabean · 5 months ago
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I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…
Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?
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humanvanillabean · 5 months ago
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you’re not a real buddie shipper if you ship bucktommy bye that’s just plain wrong and gross
ya im real beat up about it let me tell ya
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humanvanillabean · 5 months ago
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favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.
It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.
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humanvanillabean · 5 months ago
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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
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