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)(ey, guys!!! Remember: Our ask box is alwaves open!!! 38D

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K-KANDACE? SHIT SHIT SHIT, YOU CAN'T BE DEAD, YOU- YOU CAN'T!

((I know it's been more than a week, but I haven't done one yet))

~diebytrident

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((Thanks guys

This is Amber. I haven’t been on Tumblr very long, and I must tell you, I never knew it was so addictive. And I definitely never knew I’d get so many people who actually like me. Trust me- there aren’t many of those. My personal blog has 16 followers. My humanstuck blog has 13 followers. My god…

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((A little birdy told me Teri's hair is being questioned! So here's a little hair map of how it flows.))

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((This is the most frightening death to ever exist, ever.))

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You'll come back. We always do 38D

((Oops. My hand slipped and created... this masterpeice >8D I'll tag it with stuff later. I'm not in the mood to add tags...))

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((I fixed up this old dinosaur. And also realized that I haven’t done a single thing with Saul. So that’s up next.))

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((Rainbow streak Teri is officially (head)canon guys. Accept it.))

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((This looks easy but it wasn't. 2x3 and I agreed on the deaths we were covering. I'm doing Eridan and a few others spread out over a while.))

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TH3 PLOT TH1CK3NS! >:]

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fel

fel

felicity please

please dont be dead fel

im sorry fel

i couldn't a done anythin else!

you attacked me an...

please... i'm so sorry...

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((In honor of all of our followers, likes, and reblogs, we're hosting our first special! From now until next Tuesday, we'll be posting nothing but HUMANSTUCK DEATH! So click that plus right there and don't miss a thing! Even better, reblog this so all of your followers know! We'd really appreciate all the help we can get throwing this name around! The more people who know, the more people waiting impatiently, the more stuff we'll post ;D Thanks! You guys mean the world to us!))

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gallowsCalibrator [GC] opened memo on board R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN.

GC: WH4T DO YOU GUYS TH1NK 4BOUT K4RLS N3W PL4N GC: TO TROLL TH3S3 TROLLS GC: P3RSON4LLY 1 TH1NK H3 H4S F1N4LLY SN4PP3D 4ND 1T DO3SNT M4K3 4NY S3NS3  GC: 1 F1GUR3D M4YB3 W3 COULD T4LK 4BOUT 1T H3R3 1N S3CR3T WH1L3 H3 ST4NDS OV3R TH3R3 M4K1NG H1S BOR1NG 1NSP1R4T1ON4L SP33CH GC: 1M PR3TTY SUR3 H3S STOPP3D BOTH3R1NG TO 1NV4D3 P4RTYTOWN, H3 H4S L34RN3D H1S L3SSON >:] GC: OBV1OUSLY TH1S 1S FOR US TO R3M4RK ON GC: BUT 1 W1LL POL1T3LY 4SK YOU TO K33P YOUR 1NT3RJ3CT1ONS TO 4 M1N1MUM! GC: 1 W1LL H4V3 ORD3R 1N TH1S RUMPUS ROOM >:D carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo. CG: YOU THINK I STOPPED KEEPING TABS ON YOUR VAPID, SEDITIOUS BULLSHIT??? CG: THINK A FUCKING GAIN. GC banned CG from responding to memo. GC: TH3 TOP1C 1S NOW OP3N FOR 4RGUM3NT4T1ON GC: *H3R TYR4NNY Y13LDS TH3 FLOOR W1TH 4 M1GHTY B4NG OF H3R G4V3L* GC: B4NG B4NG B4NG! GC: THR33 M1GHTY B4NGS GC: WH4T DO YOU H4V3 TO SUBM1T ON TH3 SUBJ3CT OF K4RLS T3NUOUS GR1P ON TH3 T4TT3R3D R3M41NS OF H1S S4N1TY, COUNS3LOR N3P3T4? arsenicCatnip [AC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. AC: *the especially impurrtant pouncellor looks really serious and thoughtful as she scoots her chair out from under the official courty looking table and begins to pace around thoughtfurry* AC: *she doesnt understand why AC: i dont understand why we are doing this! AC: what was the point again? GC: 3XC3LL3NT QU3ST1ON M1SS POUNC3LLOR carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo. CG: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. CG: I CAN PLAINLY SEE YOU ARE WRITING THIS MEMO. CG: ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO FINISH UP MY “BOR1NG 1NSP1R4T1ON4L SP33CH” AND THEN WALK OVER TO YOUR COMPUTER AND START FUCKING WITH YOU. CG: GO AHEAD, BAN ME ALL YOU WANT. GC banned CG from responding to memo. GC: *H3R TYR4NNY 3XPR3SS3S D1SD41NFUL Y3T 4UTHOR4T1V3 1NT3R3ST 1N OTH3R OP1N1ONS ON TH3 STUP1D3ST PL4N 3V3R CONC31V3D* GC: 4NY THOUGHTS? AC: i dont s33 why karl has to always be banned from these memos! AC: what if he promises to behave himself? GC: W3 H4V3 B33N OV3R TH1S >:[ AC: what if i talk to him and told him he could post here as long as he was not purrticularly disagr33able? AC: thats a good idea! brb GC: OH GOD! carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo. CG: THANK YOU NAKATA, FOR ALERTING ME TO THE PRESENCE OF YET MORE OF THIS TAWDRY ROLEPLAY-INFESTED CLOAK AND DAGGER RUBBISH. CG: HOW VERY INTERESTING. GC: *H3R TYR4NNY F4C3 P4LMS 1N 4 R34LLY D1GN1F13D 4ND 1NT1M1D4T1NGLY JUD1C14L M4NN3R* GC banned CG from responding to memo. GC: *TH3 D1ST1NGU1SH3D POUNC3LLOR R3C31V3S 4 HUNDR3D B1LL1ON RUMPUS D3M3R1TS FOR 1NV1T1NG UNCOUTH R4BBL3 1NTO H3R ORD3RLY ROOM* AC: :(( twinArmageddons [TA] responded to memo. TA: i already told KK what i thought about thith awful idea. TA: it jutht maketg NO thenthe, you can count me out. CTA: you all can troll thetge incompetent alienth all you want, it won’t change anything. CTA: i’ll jutgt be over here waiting to die with dignity, ok well maybe it’th too late for that, but jutht die i gueth, and y’all can thuck it bitcheth. GC: TH3 M4G1STR4T3 FROM TH3 D3L1C1OUS 4PPL3B3RRY JUR1SD1CT1ON M4K3S 4N 3XC3LL3NT PO1NT 4BOUT TH3 OV3R4LL SH1TT1N3SS OF TH3 PROPOS1T1ON GC: 4ND 4BOUT M4N4G1NG TO B3 4N 3V3N GRUMP13R P41N 1N TH3 4SS TH4N OUR F34RL3SS L34D3R SOM3HOW TA: i don’t get why you’re RP’ing about thith, it doethn’t make thenthe, you’re all out of your fucking mindth. TA: why don’t you jutht uthe our nameth. GC: >:O GC banned TA from responding to memo. GC unbanned TA from responding to memo. GC: OK SORRY 4BOUT TH4T GC: THAAAAAAAUUUUULLLLLLL GC: TH3R3 4R3 YOU H4PPY TA: whatever. carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo. CG: YOU BASTARD, IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK TO TAKE A FEW TOOLS OUT BEHIND THE TOOLSHED. CG: ALL I’M ASKING YOU TO DO IS HASSLE SOME ALIENS, GOD. CG: AFTER ALL THOSE TIMES I SAVED YOUR LIFE YOU THINK YOU COULD DO ME ONE LITTLE SOLID. TA: yeah after you got me killed in the firtht place. CG: HOW CAN YOU THROW THAT IN MY FACE AGAIN, I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL. TA: i thaid whatever. GC: UUUGH GC banned CG from responding to memo. apocalypseArisen [AA] responded to memo. AA: i will not be participating AA ceased responding to memo. carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo. CG: OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW. CG: THAT’S IT GUYS, THE PLAN IS CANCELED. CG: ARIA ISN’T GOING TO MOPE AT THESE LOSERS FOR US, THE WHOLE PLAN HINGED ON THAT. GC banned CG from responding to memo. cuttlefishCuller [CC] responded to memo. CC: I still don’t quite understand the plan either. CC: I mean, I don’t really mind talking to them! It could be fun and they look interesting. CC: But I really don’t think this is all their fault. CC: Can’t we say nice things to them instead of troll them? CC: Maybe even HELP them! 38) carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo. CG: NO, FUCK. CG: YOU CAN’T BE NICE TO THEM. CG: YOU ARE COMPLETELY MISSING THE GLUBBING POINT, FISH PRINCESS. GC banned CG from responding to memo. carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo. PCG7: HEY TERI I’M ABOUT TO FINISH THIS AWESOME SPEECH THAT INSPIRED THE FUCK OUT OF YOU GUYS. CG: WHEN I’M DONE I’M COMING OVER TO YOUR STATION AND THEN YOUR ASS IS MINE. CG: ENJOY THIS GARBAGE DUMP OF A MEMO WHILE IT LASTS. GC: BL444444R >XO GC banned CG from responding to memo. GC: TH1S 1S WHY W3 C4NT H4V3 N1C3 TH1NGS GC: 1M T3MPT3D TO CLOS3 TH1S M3MO NOW >:\ GC: 1F 4NYON3 H4S 4NYTH1NG TO S4Y S4Y 1T QU1CK! carcinoGeneticist [CG] 2 responded to memo. GC banned CG from responding to memo. GC: NOT YOU GC: LKSD;GDKNLN GC: ASDM SDFSFD9W30  GC: DFD; GC: GH GC: EUHFHSDKLNVSDJKLSJKBSDJKF GC: K4RK4T IS M4SHING MY K3YBOSDVFDNFLBLGBGSDGFSB[‘A GC: AKJFA GC: SEUFHWEUIONDN GC: AUIHDF GC: SDSAD GC: 4444UGH H3 1S SUCH 4 L1TTL3SDKJGBSDJKBG GC banned herself from responding to memo. GC unbanned herself from responding to memo. GC banned herself from responding to memo. GC unbanned herself from responding to memo. GC banned herself from responding to memo. GC unbanned herself from responding to memo. GC: FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo. CG: OH NOW WHAT’S UP??????????? GC: GOD D4MM1T H3 LOGG3D ON TO MY COMPURO3IHHGRNVNFSDKS’SD GC: 4ND H3S ST1LL M4SH1NG M3!!! >:[ GC: SDKLFSDK FHS GC: YUGUFY GC: G3T OFF!!!!!!!!!SFBSDJB GC banned herself from responding to memo. GC unbanned herself from responding to memo. GC banned herself from responding to memo. GC unbanned herself from responding to memo. CG: WHY ARE YOU BANNING YOURSELF TERI???? CG: PRETTY FUCKING MENTAL IF YOU ASK ME. CG: REALLY FUCKED UP OF YOFDIHFNGNJKGLJS CG: ASKJSKF89UG CG: YDRHHGH CG: WEFOWEGWLKNGNIOV CG: SDIJS CG banned himself from responding to memo. CG unbanned himself from responding to memo. GC banned CG from responding to memo. CG unbanned himself from responding to memo. CG banned GC from responding to memo. GC unbanned herself from responding to memo. GC banned herself from responding to memo. GC unbanned herself from responding to memo. CG banned GC from responding to memo. CG unbanned GC from responding to memo. GC banned CG from responding to memo. GC unbanned CG from responding to memo. CG banned himself from responding to memo. GC banned herself from responding to memo. GC unbanned herself from responding to memo. CG unbanned himself from responding to memo. CG: OK QUIT THADJKNFSDK CG: FUCK OW GOD DAMFFJKSNFBGB CG: OW!!!!! FUCKALKLKDNJJV GC: 1 4M GO1NG TO SH4RP3N YOUR STUP1D T33TH 1N YOUR SL33P!!! GC: TH3N TH4TS WH4T W1LL B3 UP, BY3 BY3 NUBS CG: WHY DON’T YOU JUST FILE THEM ALL THE WAY DOWN. CG: SINCE YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF WAYS TO EMASCULATE ME IN FRONT OF MY TEAM. GC: W1LL YOU G1V3 YOUR BOR1NG L34D3R COMPL3X 4 R3ST FOR ONC3  GC: 1TS G3TT1NG SO OLD! arachnidsGrip [AG] responded to memo. AG: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! AG: You are both ridiculous. CG: HEY VERONICA, YOU’RE DOWN WITH MY TROLLING PLAN. CG: WHY DON’T YOU TELL EVERYONE IN RAINBOW ASSGRAB JUNCTION WHAT A GREAT IDEA IT IS. AG: I’m busy. CG: WHAT THE FUCK COULD YOU BE BUSY WITH??? AG: I’m making my own plans! I’m a pretty big deal, remember Karl? GC: 1T LOOKS L1K3 YOU FORGOT HOW M4NY 1RONS SH3 H4S 1N TH3 F1R3  AG: Exactly! CG: WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT GOING ALONG WITH MY SIMPLE PLAN TO SERVE A FEW GREY SKINNED DOUCHE BAGS A PIPING HOT PLATE FULL OF FUCK YOU. GC: M4YB3 W3 W1LL BUT W3 4LL JUST K1ND OF W4NT TO DO OUR OWN TH1NG! CG: THERE IS A WORD FOR THAT, IT IS CALLED GROSS INSUBORDINATION. GC: TH4TS TWO WORDS R3T4RD >:P AG: Do you guys realize you are sharing a keyboard and taking turns to argue with each other? AG: That is kind of cute. ::::) TA: yeah i hate to thay it, but it really thort of ith. CG: OK FUCK THIS. CG: EVERYONE IS OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM THIS TRAIN WRECK. CG banned AG from responding to memo. CG banned CC from responding to memo. CG banned AA from responding to memo. CG banned TA from responding to memo. CG banned AC from responding to memo. CG banned GC from responding to memo. CG unbanned GC from responding to memo. CG: YOU C4N’T B4N M3 FROM MY OWN M3MO! CG: WHOOPS >:[ GC: YOU C4N’T B4N M3 FROM MY OWN M3MO! GC: LOOKS LIKE I JUST DID. GC: SHIT. D: CG: LOOKS LIKE I JUST DID. GC: F1N3 1 W1LL JUST SHUT TH3 M3MO DOWN GC: SO YOU W1LL G3T TH3 H3LL OUT OF H3R3! CG: FINE, I’M GONE. CG banned himself from responding to memo. GC: UUUUUUUUUUUGH GC banned herself from responding to memo

gallowsCalibrator [GC] responded to memo. GC: H3Y! GC: 1 JUST THOUGHT 1 WOULD 4DD ON3 L4ST R3M4RK TO TH1S S1LL1N3SS GC: 4 R3M4RK OF R34SSUR4NC3! GC: WE D1D TROLL TH3 TROLLS GC: 1T W4S FUN >:] GC: W3LL, W3 4LL KNOW TH4T 1 W4S PL4NN1NG TO 4NYW4Y GC: JUST H3R3 TO CONCLUD3 TH1S! GC: 4NOTH3R TR1UMPH OF SOUND JUDGM3NT 4ND GOOD T1M3S FOR T34M T3R1 4ND TH3 LOY4L SUBSCR1B3RS OF R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN GC: HOOR4Y! >:D carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo. CG: I’M GOING TO BE FUCKING SICK. GC banned CG from responding to memo.

GC closed memo.

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT

I made my headcannon: Karkat with Blue Hair!

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It's okay! C)(eer up, silly boy!

(A gift to my new co-owner, diebytrident!)

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I just really felt like drawing humanstuck Vriska with shockingly blue hair.