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So why do you think you are suited to this position?
What are your achievements so far?
What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?
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My girl hit me with that STRAP I ain’t talkin GLOCK
She said boy better arch you BACK then she used that COCK
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When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor
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Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?
Hattie: Meow
Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: Mraaow
Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: Mrah
Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!
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me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*
cat: *purrs*
me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you
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If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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