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Raise your hand if you are a believer that FatNuggets doesn’t immediately like Husker and will try to protect his daddy Angel and bites Husker in defense after he gets found out 🙋🏻‍♀️

anyways big W for tiny protector FatNuggets goodnight yall

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some yuri fiddlestan because why not

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"Grunkle Stan, what ever happened to "please" and "thank you"

"In fact, just saying the word is giving me a burning sensation"

The Boss Mabel episode left me thinking....

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How to Steal

Transcript below:

(2/4)

Caryn: A little trick from the master, hon; act like you got some place to be and they won’t notice a thing. Not until you’re long gone, of course!

Ford: Ma, did you just steal that from the store we passed?

Caryn: Yeah, so?

Ford: But that thing’s a whole hundred dollars!

Caryn: Sweetie, no seller worth their salt is gonna display real gold out in the open for any old person to steal like me. Look closer, it’s fake! They were marking it up a whole lot. Did everyone a favor snatching it if you ask me.

(3/4)

Caryn: Say, why don’t you keep it? Use it as a prop for some treasure in that little ship you and Stan always play around in. It’ll be our little secret.

(4/4)

Ford: Looks like that trick came in handy again. Thanks, Ma.

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For me, being aroace means, that when playing "fuck, marry, kill", I almost always decide who to kill first, because it's the easiest decision to make. People should be more afraid of aroace folk tbh.

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Meeee😋

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it deeply irritates me that i cannot use commas in tags

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Domestic life of a former Muse-

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Lil preview on something I’m workin on for my AU

The Muse AU

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Been cooking this morning

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Them ✨

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i made you a sandwich

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prime time

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Page one: Stan and Ford are sat in the living room watching TV. It blares, "We now return to 'Are You Smarter than a Post-Grad Barista?'"

Stan scratches at his shoulder and says, "Ah, Gravity Falls Public Access TV. Never change."

Page two: Ford glances at Stan's shoulder flashing back to a memory of younger Stan clutching his shoulder.

Stan's dialogue continues and fades out, "You really didn't miss anything. Y'know Rich is still hosting 'Cash Grab?' Met him once. Eh, didn't go so well. And don't get me started on Sassica! Qbza zvtl AC ahsr. Kvu'a ivaoly kljvkpun aopz. Ovwl fvb sprl aopz jvtpj!"

Page three: Ford is lost in the memory of their portal fight and Stan's injury, as Stan drones on, "Anyway I was- Hey! Pointdexter! Are you listing to me? Hey."

Ford snaps back to the present, where Stan's accidental brand mark has healed into his shoulder tattoo.

Page four: After a beat, Ford looks away. They sink back into awkward silence. The TV drones on, "... So sorry! You are not smarter than a post-grad barista!"

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brushing your hair, aroace style. holding your hand, aroace style. leaning on you, aroace style. laughing with you, aroace style. cuddling while going to sleep, aroace style. braiding your hair, aroace style. dinner together, aroace style. long hugs, aroace style. inside jokes, aroace style. "babe, love, dear," aroace style. making fun of things together, aroace style. giggling at three am, aroace style. driving to see you, or you see me, aroace style. meeting each other's friends, aroace style. meeting important people in your life, aroace style. dropping off a coffee while at work, aroace style. opening the car door for you, aroace style. comforting hand on knees, shoulders, head, back, aroace style. sleepy drives, aroace style. "I have ibuprofen," aroace style. "don't forget your meds," aroace style.

platonic swag, if you will.