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me as a writer

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I was hooked from the very first fight scene 😍

I was so in love with Amon/Noatak, you can't even imagine.

Like, he's so fucking terrifying I love him.

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wtf this was NOT my intention

I'm sorry y'all.... I removed the tag from that post.... 😅

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me answering Claggor asks with shameless smut

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

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Thoughts on Claggor getting head you think he'd be the kinda guy who gets weak in the knees to that kinda thing?

Oh, absolutely. No matter the position, he loves that kind of attention. Adoration. Worship, almost.

People often see giving head as a submissive act, which I agree with to an extent. But there's something quietly dominant about it, too; He's in your mouth and completely at your mercy. You literally have him by the balls, and he allows it because he trusts you and loves you so much.

You know his preferred techniques, how to get him close to the edge and just leave him there. And he loves that exquisite pain.

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On the topic of Claggor's kink, what do you think would be the kink that he's MOST into? 🤔🥰

Femdom! Can you tell I'm biased? 😂

He loves when his partner takes control, especially since he's such a big guy. He's not really into pain, but he likes it rough sometimes.

It's the size difference, too; the fact that someone so much smaller than him has that much control is fucking intoxicating.

So! Femdom and size difference.

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I want to be passive-aggressive to one specific user, but I'm not gonna do that cuz I try to be nice sometimes.

I will never understand making posts to shit on 'rival' ships. I just don't get it. At all. Like, if you can't enjoy your own ship without taking jabs at others in the process, it might be time to reexamine what it is you like about your ship.

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I was devastated to learn one of my favorite fics was deleted. I went to Wayback Machine and found the link, but the fic itself wasn't archived; the adult content warning was there, instead.

Hoping I can finally read Kronos again with you guys' help!!

How to recover fic deleted from AO3 that’s NOT on the Wayback machine

Sharing this because I just found out about this and it blew my mind.

The short version of it is: The Wayback Machine is not the only backup/archive of AO3 content out there. It’s just the most user-friendly and immediately browsable.

THIS database on Archive.org contains most AO3 fics as text files, including plenty that are not Waybacked: https://archive.org/details/AO3_final_location

What you’ll need: A browser for .sqlite3 files such as DB Browser for SQLite, an archive manager (e.g. WinRar or 7zip), good internet download speeds, and potentially a LOT of free GBs in storage space.

Not needed but heavily recommended: A download manager such as HTTP Downloader (so you don’t lose the entire download the second your internet stutters).

1. Click here to get to the archive’s files. It’s going to look something like this:

ao3_current.sqlite3 and ao3_old_files.sqlite3 are metadata files. The .zip files contain fic, most of them in simple .txt format. The metadata files tell you which fic is in which zip.

The “current” metadata file is recent backups. The “old” metadata file seems to be fics archived until 2020ish.

2. First, download either ao3_current.sqlite3 or ao3_old_files.sqlite3. Now launch DB Browser for SQlite, then File > Open Database Read-Only > open the sqlite3 file. Now click on the Browse Data tab.

3. It’s going to look like this.

4. The “Filter in any column” field can be used for keyword searches in, well, any column of this table. Be warned, it takes a while to update, give it time, it’s indexing.

5. Here I searched for all fic which gets a hit for the “Avengers” keyword (usually fandom). You can also search for a specific title, author, description, etc.

Let’s try to locate the first fic on the list. Click on the field on the left - row 1, column 1.

On the right you’ll see the full content of that cell. The most important thing here is the start - ao3_01. This means that the fic is located in ao3_old_files_part01.zip.

6. Download ao3_old_files_part01.zip and open it with your archive manager. It’s 5.5 GB. This will take some time.

7. There are multiple ways to find the fic within the zip file. Probably the easiest way is to use your archive manager’s search/find function to locate the fic by keyword - author is a good bet here, or title if it’s unique enough - and extract that. This way you don’t have to extract the entire archive. Be sure to add a wildcard operator (*) on either side of the keyword.

8. Extract the file and you’re done. Note: It will probably be in .txt format, and might be in one giant block of text. Just select-all and paste it to a proper word processor to restore the paragraph formatting.

+ I suppose if you’ve got like a free TB of space you could just skip the metadata step and download all the zip files and unzip them and use a command line search tool for keywords, too. This will work with keywords like title, author and fandom that are part of the file title. The metadata file just contains additional info, like character fields, description, etc.

This isn’t a perfect remedy, there are still fics that got deleted before they could get archived here. But it seems more complete than the stuff on the Wayback Machine on average.

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*holds out empty bowl with saddest wettest eyes* please sir may I have some Syndrome

Yes, you may!

Additional comic.

This is Gamma Jack from this post I made about an AU of Gamma Jack's radioactive powers that brought him back to life. And thought... what if he met Syndrome again.

I mean he did sign the waiver.

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I've thought about doing this for Arcane.

I'm pro ship (to an extent), and I'm drawn to rarepairs. It's tough to find the right servers 🫤

Really wishing there was a discord server-like community for more likeminded atla/tlok fans. I never feel fully comfortable in the "official" server. Maybe I should start one myself. But then again, I don't really talk to people lmao

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This blog is a no-politics zone

There's a lot of stuff going on this week in the U.S. While I'm very involved in my personal life and have rather strong opinions on American politics in general, fandom is my happy place, not my platform for IRL issues and activism. I promise to keep this blog fandom-focused. So everyone go vote and just don't tell me about it.

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I know I have to finish my Claggor x Reader fic, but I've actually been getting inspiration for a new SOMA fanfiction. Hate sex, heavy angst, and canonical character death.

I've been working hard on the SOMA fic this past week, but I'll try to divide my attention evenly between Claggor and Coetzee!

Thank you for all the notes on Part 1, btw! I'm kind of blown away. ❤️

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Think Claggor would have a breeding kink in the slightest?

It's probably not a huge kink of his, but I can see it. He loves finishing inside, and he runs his mouth when he's in the heat of the moment.

I could stay inside you forever....

I'm gonna fill you up—you'd love that, wouldn't you?

That's it, take it all. You're so good for me.

Slurred words and breathy moans as he reaches his peak

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@beifong-brainrot THE WAY I GIGGLED 😳

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this is BEAUTIFUL

Something I drew at school

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YES.

me showing my art to online people:

me showing my art to real-life people:

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Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like