humanimalgam
FREAK OF NATURE AND NURTURE
bee ✦ 23 ✦ any pronouns ✦ this is my main where i mostly post stuff that makes me laugh, let's all be nice to each other ♡
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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.
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no air conditioning optimism summer - a sort of ramble
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
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BDSM is fine, except for binding people which is fucked up, and dominating people which is fucked up, and sadism which is- lets be real- pretty fucked up, and masochism which is honestly lowkey pathetic
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this shit makes me wanna kill honestly. american public transit is genuinely untenable
#i'm going back to college soon & they're like ''we don't have enough parking spots for all our students please use the bus!!''#well i live 20 miles out of town so the bus turns a 1 hour round trip daily commute into a 4 hour one. i can't do that bro!!!#sent them a strongly worded email explaining that buses won't work for me & begging for what my options are to make the drive work lol#i probably won't be able to get a campus parking permit but i need to be able to commute by car i am not spending 4 hours a day on the bus#it's just so fucking pretentious of the school to be like “just use public transit haha!'' when the public transit in question is like this#PUBLIC TRANSIT IS GENUINELY UNTENABLE IN THIS COUNTRY DONT TELL ME TO RIDE NO MOTHERFUCKING BUS!!!!!#animal.txt
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literally feel like im being pranked every time i look one of these up
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yuri being held to a higher moral standard than yaoi is preventing me from reading mafia boss daughter x pathetic lesbian tortured by loan sharks. and that is just such a shame…
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people need to stop making me make phone calls within half an hour of waking up i always flounder so bad
#i'm always awkward on calls but it's so bad when i'm groggy i never know what info to lead with#it's my name. i should always introduce myself first on some level i know that & yet i rarely remember to lmao#animal.txt
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every farming sim NPC: the new farmer? Yeah just give him absolutely dog shit tools. Yeah just the absolute worst most rusty awful tools you can find
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my mom misplaced her phone earlier today & asked someone to call it so promptly everyone in the fucking house tried to call her at once causing not a single call to actually go through. certified family moment
#it was so dumb lol by the time we got a call to go through my one brother who didn't take part in the call parade had already found it#animal.txt
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