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The he Philadelphia Eagles brotherlybshove is stupid

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Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

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New chess piece called the Beetle which crawls under the chessboard and dies and stays there for a long time

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objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window

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*boops your dick with my dick*

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always confuses the hell out of me when someone sends an ask that's just "you follow someone problematic" with no name or any description of what they've done. bitch what do you want me to do find their pages?????

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