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should I cosplay Octavius? or like a gender-bent Octavius?

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Ted nivison is the kind of guy to aggressively rub his hands together and say 'let's dig in!' before a meal.

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mfs will write "slight angst if u squint!!" and ill be crying at the end

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somebody said “do you even like foxes”. Do i even like foxes? Fuck you. Go fuck yojrself. do i even like foxes. You have no idea what its like to like foxes

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YALL I NEED A SENIOR QUOTE IN SIX DAYS

HELP ME PLEASE

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don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude

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you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for

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Needs A Hug

The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can't catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn't get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn't like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again... all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.

Thank you for the tag bestie <333

no pressure but gotta keep the chain goin

@mlm-transmasc-al-capone @gaygh0stt

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

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give it up for our dancing queen NEIL!!!

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Happy Neil banging out the tunes day

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public service announcement

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french guys be jacqueing off

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tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

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I was in Spanish today and i had this thought and you’re gonna have to work with me on this… do you think in the beginning Spanish speaking westerners were confused by roman centurions because of the word cinturón(which means belt) like do you think they thought they were saying belt and it was just really confusing or is this just a really dumb thought i had…

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follow the IG for more @ballsackremover

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i got a lot of head cannons for natm/jedtavius but most of them outta pocket so i dunno if i should post em

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I just know jedediah is one of those men with slutty little waists

I can feel it in my bone(r)s