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what the fuck are YOU talking about bro.

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walk with me.

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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

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[DSMP] well shit

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i made it just in time for yaoi day!!

happy yaoi day to these 2, the best old man yaoi in an fps video game

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somehow this might genuinely be the most embarrassing grow up i've ever had in gaming. somehow...

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there are eyes in the walls and they’re watching you lose

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Thinking about twinsduo again

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RIP Richard Serra. You made so many people so so so mad

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enraptured by this Reddit sub called Somnigastronomy where people post about weird food they’ve seen in their dreams (and sometimes try to replicate for real)

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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cranboo at the grocery store like "what was i supposed to get? eggs, right. eggs. eggs you're supposed to get eggs. you wrote it down in your book-" and he pulls out the book and it just says 'tubbo wants eggs. do not mess up.' and he puts the eggs in his basket and then goes "shoot. we needed more than just eggs. but you were so focused on- on the eggs that you forgot to write it all down." and then he starts pacing the aisles like "what if i got milk? no. no. no we don't need that. tubbo probably got milk. he always buys the milk. the last time you bought the milk you forgot to take it out of the bags and it went bad and tubbo was mad at you. i can't hurt him again." so he just buys the eggs and gets home and tubbos like "hey sexy did you get the eggs and juice?" and ranboo starts enderwalking out of stress.

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traumatizing my Discord server for fun

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Zavala, to a new Guardian: We don’t use bad words in this Tower

Cayde, in the distance: FUCK!

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Martyr/Villain/Son

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