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Do you know any books from Cesar's head?

I do. Most of them are useless to me, but some of them contain useful information about how a human body is composed. I do not need that information anymore, but knowing how humans perceive themselves and their surroundings could possibly help me act like them better. However, it does not appear to be necessary. Thy do not suspect me.

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Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony.

You must be mistaken because dragons are not real.

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can i give yoyu a big hug? 🥺

No. You'd only get in the way.

If you come back after I am "done" with Mark, I will let you hug me. You are a human, aren't you? You must trust me a lot to want to be near me.

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can we laugh at your utter demise at mark's hands when the time comes? 🥺🥺🥺👉👈

Mark is the one who will die, not me. "Demise" is an impossible fate for something like me. And besides, I do not want to see anyone smile. Or laugh.

It was the 20th ask, so its fake hair turned back to normal.

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Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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I suppose that is true. It lets Markie take the ring off.

(OOC: I don't know if it's a real grenade or not, so whoever gave it the earrings can decide).

Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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Do you not realize that the grenade would kill you were it to detonate? That benefits neither of us.

(OOC: Sorry about being so late, I had no motivation to draw for a long time, and I felt like this conversation needed drawings. Also the default of the pen is now smaller, and I didn't even realize until I saw the other drawings. I'm gonna have to manually adjust that).

Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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I can end you.

Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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Don't get any ideas. They aren't real.

Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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aww, man. your hair's gonna change back to void again. catvoid, hehehe. *gives you cat ears headband*

I cannot understand why you would attach such a random body part to me.

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Patmos County was destroyed, but thankfully due to plot armor, everything and everyone was restored.

"Cerise... I have a surprise for you."

[ Markie grinned. Behind his body was a rectangular box wrapped in colorful stripes. ]

"I'll give you some hints: it's bright, smokey and looks like a giant mushroom from a distance."

(markie-boo-in-your-area)

I do not like surprises...

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"Cerise... I have a surprise for you."

[ Markie grinned. Behind his body was a rectangular box wrapped in colorful stripes. ]

"I'll give you some hints: it's bright, smokey and looks like a giant mushroom from a distance."

(markie-boo-in-your-area)

I do not like surprises...

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"Hey, dude, do you have eyes?"

"What? Of course I do"

"Well... Where are they?"

"In the basement"

What use would a collection of eyes have? Do humans collect eyes? Why haven't I heard of this before? Do they always go in the basement?

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boombox!! 💥💥💥💥

Why would they name it that way? Wouldn't "boom" imply violence?

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*gives you a pink princess barbie doll*

now give it to mark.

Excellent idea. he will trust me so much more now. Humans give gifts to their friends, so if I give him a gift, I will surely look like his friend.

Mark: "Where did you even get this?"

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pretty pink princess.

Pretty is subjective, pink is a frequency I do not prefer to be in, and I am not royal by any means. Mark has none of these qualities either. What qualifies as pretty anyway? Something I'd like to see? I would like to see Mark broken completely. That would be most beautiful to me.

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is this what you go through on the daily.?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DG-e-AkyZpb/?igsh=MTc1dDMxNDU0eXF1ag==

Partly, yes. Though I do not mind staring, it is accurate that the words I use often have much different meanings to you than to me.

(OOC: Doesn't understand humor or metaphors 👆).