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have a rock * gives a large obsidian, probably as heavy as 50 kg to you.*

It holds the rock easily. Mimics are very strong. What am I supposed to do with this? I am perfectly capable of killing on my own.

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i meant it for you

What use would I have for a coffin? I certainly don't want to be inside one. I can't even die

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would you like a coffin in these trying times?

I would not like a coffin. There's no point in covering up dead humans. I am going to eat Mark when I kill him, nothing else.

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can mark change forms, cece

No, he cannot.

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Is mark aware that he is alive and being pelted with muffins

(OOC: For his own sanity, I'm going to say he thinks it was a dream since the anons technically aren't supposed to be able to interact with him yet).

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*blasts a load of muffins to you and Mark.*

I don't want any muffins.

Meanwhile, Mark:

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what time is it?

*somewhere in the distance a faint voice says, "It's muffin time!"*

It is... It looks out the window. It's dark outside. "Night" time. What is "muffin time"?

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if mark's dead and his remains happen to be in your hair, it won't be forever dude. cuz this kinda thing is temporary. so womp wonp

It won't matter. Souls aren't tangible to me anyway.

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This is not paint. These are stars. A real angel let me have human remains in my hair. Did you know that? To the stars is where Mark's soul will go when I'm done with him. If his soul went to the stars in my hair, I would have him forever.

"This marks the one hundredth inquiries thou hath answer. But, thy colourful hair saga shan't end yet."

{ Michael raised her hand once more, and within a dark, starry smoke the mimic's hair now resembles the bright night sky. }

"Fret not, for this is temporary, as it is the same as it was before. Which requires 20 questions answered"

(markie-boo-in-your-area)

On the hundredth ask, it's platform shoes vanished, and it finally looked like the perfect form it spent months meticulously crafting. However, it could not have control over its form just yet.

This isn't so bad.

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ninja

I am very sneaky.

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"This marks the one hundredth inquiries thou hath answer. But, thy colourful hair saga shan't end yet."

{ Michael raised her hand once more, and within a dark, starry smoke the mimic's hair now resembles the bright night sky. }

"Fret not, for this is temporary, as it is the same as it was before. Which requires 20 questions answered"

(markie-boo-in-your-area)

On the hundredth ask, it's platform shoes vanished, and it finally looked like the perfect form it spent months meticulously crafting. However, it could not have control over its form just yet.

This isn't so bad.

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it's only special bevause the human who birthed them wanted the newborn human to be alive, otherwise it's a terrible reminder for some people.

I suppose I cannot ever understand because I was not created by somebody else. This sounds very close to the concept of "love", which I have never been able to comprehend. Unfortunately, even an eternal being has limits to what it can understand.

Its sunset hair poofs back to normal.

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maybe it's because being born is something special (to you it's just a random tuesday)

What's so special about being born specifically? I cannot even find the memory in this human's mind.

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Birth is when you finally exist in the mortal realm. Yay!!

I know what birth is, but I can't understand why it is considered so special to humans. There was a specific day I came to earth, but it was just the same as every other day.

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"Hey, fuck, have you heard? It's Christmas!!"

[ Markie appears out of thin air and handed you a Santa hat. ]

"Mary Crima."

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I do not understand why this day is celebrated. What's the significance in birth?

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the sun is going to explode in a few billion years. microwaves you -🦠🍄

I know stars die. I've seen it happen.

What is this place? It's awful.

(OOC: Fun fact, microwaves use microwaves, which are an electromagnetic frequency, but different from radiowaves and visible light. I don't think it would be very fine tuned to those waves at all and would get messed up if exposed to them).

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cat i pet you? *pats your head anyway*

What was the point of the question?