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can i give yoyu a big hug? 🥺

No. You'd only get in the way.

If you come back after I am "done" with Mark, I will let you hug me. You are a human, aren't you? You must trust me a lot to want to be near me.

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can we laugh at your utter demise at mark's hands when the time comes? 🥺🥺🥺👉👈

Mark is the one who will die, not me. "Demise" is an impossible fate for something like me. And besides, I do not want to see anyone smile. Or laugh.

It was the 20th ask, so its fake hair turned back to normal.

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Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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I suppose that is true. It lets Markie take the ring off.

(OOC: I don't know if it's a real grenade or not, so whoever gave it the earrings can decide).

Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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Do you not realize that the grenade would kill you were it to detonate? That benefits neither of us.

(OOC: Sorry about being so late, I had no motivation to draw for a long time, and I felt like this conversation needed drawings. Also the default of the pen is now smaller, and I didn't even realize until I saw the other drawings. I'm gonna have to manually adjust that).

Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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I can end you.

Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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Don't get any ideas. They aren't real.

Do you know anyone who wears grenade earrings?

"Yeah. A mimic named Cesar Hernandez."

[ Markie points to @htbrpblog. ]

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aww, man. your hair's gonna change back to void again. catvoid, hehehe. *gives you cat ears headband*

I cannot understand why you would attach such a random body part to me.

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Patmos County was destroyed, but thankfully due to plot armor, everything and everyone was restored.

"Cerise... I have a surprise for you."

[ Markie grinned. Behind his body was a rectangular box wrapped in colorful stripes. ]

"I'll give you some hints: it's bright, smokey and looks like a giant mushroom from a distance."

(markie-boo-in-your-area)

I do not like surprises...

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"Cerise... I have a surprise for you."

[ Markie grinned. Behind his body was a rectangular box wrapped in colorful stripes. ]

"I'll give you some hints: it's bright, smokey and looks like a giant mushroom from a distance."

(markie-boo-in-your-area)

I do not like surprises...

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"Hey, dude, do you have eyes?"

"What? Of course I do"

"Well... Where are they?"

"In the basement"

What use would a collection of eyes have? Do humans collect eyes? Why haven't I heard of this before? Do they always go in the basement?

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boombox!! 💥💥💥💥

Why would they name it that way? Wouldn't "boom" imply violence?

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*gives you a pink princess barbie doll*

now give it to mark.

Excellent idea. he will trust me so much more now. Humans give gifts to their friends, so if I give him a gift, I will surely look like his friend.

Mark: "Where did you even get this?"

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pretty pink princess.

Pretty is subjective, pink is a frequency I do not prefer to be in, and I am not royal by any means. Mark has none of these qualities either. What qualifies as pretty anyway? Something I'd like to see? I would like to see Mark broken completely. That would be most beautiful to me.

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is this what you go through on the daily.?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DG-e-AkyZpb/?igsh=MTc1dDMxNDU0eXF1ag==

Partly, yes. Though I do not mind staring, it is accurate that the words I use often have much different meanings to you than to me.

(OOC: Doesn't understand humor or metaphors 👆).

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I'm dead (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

Perhaps humor is nonsensical no matter how much you explain it. I will make the noises only if Mark does. That kind of strategy to blend in works most often with humans.

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Your presence was required 6 hours ago (3 void months) by the Morningstar

Why were you not present?

He is going to whip your non-existent ass out of reality

He told me nothing of it. You are lying. Even if he did need a mimic, he could use something else. As far as I know, my orders were to kill the first human I saw and then any which got in my way, and I have not failed that mission.