A roleplay blog where I answer questions as the Cesar mimic from the horror book Hail, True Body by mustangisinflames/@mustangs-flames. Profile picture art was created by @catsharkie. None of what happens on this blog is canon, it is just for fun.
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exorcise mark owens, fuck, he's got holy aura.
Exorcisms don't do anything. What do you mean "holy aura"? He isn't an angel or anything, just a human.
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I'd call you a fuckboy, but you don't even have a gender, so I'll just call you a fuck
Is this something I should want to be?
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"You're lying. You haven't eaten my nuke bomb. There's no way you'd even keep your word of eating anything people give you. S-m-h, I'd just give you another nuke bomb at this time."
[ Markie's bitterness and simmering hate was awfully thick. The smile strained on his face was phony at best and downright aggressive at worst, he might be giving a warning threat to you. ]
(markie-boo-in-your-area)
I don't want to eat anything except Mark. I can get rid of your trash that way, but I only do what's necessary, and currently, unhinging my jaw goes against my goals.
#hail true body#htb#roleplay#roleplay blog#rp#rp blog#ask#ask blog#43#(ooc: “i will eat what i am given” FROM MARK. WITHIN REASON. ONLY TO APPEAR HUMAN).
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*gives you a cargo's amount of grenades*
(in my defence, he asked for it)
This is too many grenades. I wish to have zero at all times.
(OOC: NO.
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#hail true body#htb#roleplay#roleplay blog#rp#rp blog#ask#ask blog#(ooc: The amount of plot armor I have to give these guys to keep the plot points from completely derailing...)#42
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sherlo-o-o-o-o-ock, can I chomp on mark
No. He is only mine. What indicated that I would ever answer "yes"?
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I recommend jalapeno and pickle ice cream /j
If I must choose, I will pick that, but otherwise, I will eat what I am given.
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i wanna know. pizza flavour cake or honey flavour bologna sauce?
Both would taste the same to me. I prefer terror.
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Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!
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shotgun boomerang
That is a bad combination if you don't want your own weapon to kill you.
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cesar rah
Cesar is dead.
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cesar rah
Cesar is dead.
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I'm not applying to anything. I already look how I want.
#hail true body#htb#roleplay#roleplay blog#rp#rp blog#ask#ask blog#(ooc: “yeah that probably makes sense somehow”).#36
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doo doo doo
What are you doing?
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*Obnoxious ice coffee slurping noises.*
"So, how's your day been? Has the modern day saint been kind to you?"
(markie-boo-in-your-area)
He has only been the most kind. He is giving everything for me.
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There is more than just one angel here on Earth apparently
But that's just what I heard
Really? I only remember The Morningstar coming to earth, and all the other angels left with God. Any other one here must not care about themself to willingly disobey like that.
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MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKK OWENSUUUUUUUUUSSSSS
What about him?
#hail true body#htb#roleplay#roleplay blog#rp#rp blog#ask#ask blog#(ooc: i'm reading it in the voice of “leeroyyy jjjjeennkkkiiinnnsssss”).#32
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put the bread and the mixer and do a wiggly dance.
I don't know how to operate a mixer, and as for the dancing, I refuse.
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