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Shit post for y'all <3

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Xmen hyperfixation is back guys

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Logan should just take Kurt with him when he goes off into the mountains

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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

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ciao, summer ─── cozy autumn is here

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Dick is no bark no bite dog

Jason is all bark no bite dog

Tim is no bark all bite dog

Damian is all bark all bite dog

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What’s his problem

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Funny: Bruce is completely ignorant about gen z slang

Funnier: Bruce misunderstands slang in general because his brain takes everything literally

For example:

Steph: Bruce, you look dope today.

Bruce, wondering how in God’s name he can look like weed:

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Jason comes back from the dead and, as he's still a bit out of it, heads to the manor.

Crawling straight up through six feet of compacted earth is hard, especially after waking up suddenly in a coffin, so after he makes it inside, he sits down to rest on the couch.

And immediately falls asleep.

Hours later, Bruce returns home to find Jason's body, covered in dirt, dug up from the grave and left on his couch.

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DEAR FANFICTION WRITERS

Thanks for existing

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OH MY --- LOOKS GOOOD!!!!!! 💥✨💖

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Bro thought it was priced by the cup

Timkon

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Steph: So you like cats?

Cass: Yeah.

Steph: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Jason: steph, you're a pussy, man.

Steph: You are what you eat. (Referring to cass)

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Damian: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Cass meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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*Damian sneezes*

Dick: Damian, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Bruce sneezes*

Dick: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

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Bruce: When I die I want steph to lower me into my grave so she can let me down one last time.