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Bat boys as conversations I’ve had with my siblings:
Jason: if I puked, like, right now, do you think I could projectile it across the table at Tim?
Damian: no.
Jason: I ate a lot of candy, has about three cups of juice, and haven’t eaten anything solid since yesterday
Duke thinking about it: stand up and get a good breath of air in first and I think you could
Jason: want me to test it?
Damian and Duke in unison: Yes
Alfred coming out of nowhere from behind them: No.
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clark is dating lois lane, but he also had a crush with their CEO, bruce wayne.
like- okaay his boyfriend may be blushing at the CEO's flirty comments, or getting a little too excited to interview the bruce wayne.
but she can't comment since bruce is always his number two, and she always comes first. if she needs something, he would do anything for her, but if she didn't need him? he would just wagging his tail to the Wayne's.
dinner cancelled?
clark: It's okay, I'm invited to Wayne's manor dinner anyway.
date cancelled?
clark: No worries, I'm babysitting mini Waynes today— Dick, no!! don't do that again for the love of god, and Tim! Jesus, don't eat dry nesquick!
movie date cancelled?
clark: well, i could use the ticket to watch it with Dick or Bruce. just tell me when you have free time later.
with wayne this, wayne that, lois kinda fed up with it and decided it's not good for her mentally and physically. she decided to just be friends again, and it's kinda worked. clark is looking down, for sure, but like weeks later, he's doing fine and getting better. he's keeping good touch with lois as a friend.
and a few months later, clark, who never has any rings around his fingers, suddenly has one. and it's easy to guess who it is by the kids around him.
Jason, on clarks's shoulder, hissing everyone that come near him.
Jason: *hisses* don't touch my dad!
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Jason: *Picking up his helmet from the work station*
Tim, sitting down in front of the batcomputer with an intricate box: Do you think Bruce would forgive me if I kill someone right now.
Jason: ....What the hell Tim?
Tim: *looks at Jason* I am contemplating, quite seriously.
Jason: *concerned but trying to be supportive because he wants to be better as a big brother* I could help you hide it?
Tim: It can't be hidden, it's Ra's
Jason: *alarmed* You want to kill RA'S????
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Tim: Oops, sorry, I forgot to be a human being. Dick: I...don't think that's something you can forget. Tim: Hypocrite. Dick: I didn't forget, I just decided that physical and mental limitations actually don't exist for me. Tim: Right, sorry. I forgot to pretend to be a human being.
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Damian: I haven't been able to sleep since I got here. Every time I close my eyes, I can hear something crawling in the walls. Tim, who's been using forgotten passageways to avoid Alfred enforcing his bedrest orders: Damn, that's crazy
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An AU where Sonic and knuckles stayed on earth together.
Art: tw blood, injury.
Story: tw death, blood, injury, panic attack.
A single moment delayed the ring that would transport a young Sonic to earth. He was held hostage and almost killed by the echidna warriors, Longclaw would not let this happen. In front of the hedgehogs innocent eyes, he would witness his mother kill every single echidna that attacked them. Longclaw ended up passing from her injuries in that moment. Sonic feeling completely lost, was torn between doing as Longclaw said and leaving his home, or staying, hoping that someone would save him. This indecision left him frozen.
A young Knuckles left behind at his home, listened to the sounds of battle as his echidna brothers and sisters travelled further through the forest. He waited in anticipation for their victorious return. And waited, and waited. Silence fell over the forest. Knuckles ears twitched, straining to hear any sort of sound. There was nothing. In a panic he disobeyed his father’s instructions to stay and started running through the forest. He arrived at the battlefield to find more of a graveyard. Bodies of his fallen family and friends strewn across the grass. Blood was splattered on trees and bushes, dripping into puddles that stained the forest red.
A voice whispered for one of the fallen. Knuckles looked up and saw a hedgehog kneeling beside the body of the enemy.
Sonic was crying out for Longclaw. He sat with his knees digging into the dirt. A noise startled him and he looked up. A young echidna stood amongst the bodies, his eyes red with tears, he was shaking with anger. His hands gripped a weapon pointing at Sonic. Sonic stood up slowly and took out a ring. The echidna charged as the ring took form of a portal. Sonic ran through and the echidna followed. A chase commenced. sonic lost his footing and the echidna took this misstep as his chance, he pounced on Sonic and ended up pushing both of them off a cliff. They tumbled down, hitting branches and rocks. Gaining cuts and bruises. All the while the echidna wailed on the hedghog.
They landed. Knuckles pinned the hedgehog to a tree, holding his chest fluff tight. He raised a fist, readying for a strike. The hedgehog was crying, tears flowing down his cheeks freely. He was sniffling and begging to be let go. Knuckles looked deep into the hedgehogs eyes. He didn’t see an enemy, he saw a terrified child. His fist dropped. His body felt heavy and his head felt foggy. The grip on the hedgehogs fur loosened allowing him to escape. And he could’ve. He could’ve run as far as he wanted… but he didn’t. He fell onto his back and just stared at knuckles.
Knuckles despite himself started crying. Big fat tears rolled down his cheeks, smudging the warrior face paint he’d applied earlier. He sniffled and sobbed. His chest heaved. He grabbed the fur on his head and pulled down. His hands gripped the back of his head. His sobs grew louder. His whole body shook. He banged a fist against the side of his head repeatedly as his heart beat pounded in his ears. His breath came in short spurts to the point where he couldn’t control his breathing. He pulled his legs into his chest as he continued to bang his fists into his head. It was too much!! TOO MUCH!!
Ba-dump Ba-dump Ba-dump Ba-dump
Warmth spreaded throughout his chest. Gloved hands and furry arms wrapped around his torso. His heartbeat slowed and his sobs ceased. Mostly due to confusion and surprise. He looked down to find the hedgehog clinging to him. The same hedgehog he’d been trying to kill a couple of minutes ago, was now hugging him. A tight hug that spread warmth across his whole body. A hug that grounded him. “Why?” He whispered, his lips shaking.
“Because, your not a bad person” Sonic smiled “your a kid just like me. And I know when I’m feeling sad a good hug always helps”
“Thankyou” knuckles whispered. He curled his arms around the hedgehog, reciprocating the hug.
And there two grieving kids sat, under the stars.
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Cmon, hes sonic the hedgehog! He can't be mad :) he's the cool, carefree loveable hero!
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Idea that whoever has a quill of either hedgehogs they can feel that person's emotions and other things.
Great way for keeping tabs on someone or finding them for a race.
Bonus:
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