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“nothing like a little cock warming on a thursday night, you know what i’m saying?” i offer to the silence of my bedroom.
“uh. no?” my husband calls from the living room
several moments of silence pass.
“was that all?”
“yeah. that was it.” i confirm.
“okay.”
he unpauses leverage and off we go, passing like nothing more than two ships in the night.
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LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
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Okay Severance is the best show out there but I genuinely believe it would be elevated to another entire level if they add a little box in the right corner showing Ms Cobel's live reaction to everything going down in the episodes that she wasn't in
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everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people
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You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this
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“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.
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Shoutout to gay furry hackers. In this house we support our troops 🫡
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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Funniest moment of the episode to me was Devon's "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" When Reghabi ran out of mark's basement. Can you fucking imagine her life rn. Shitty husband. Newborn baby. Go to your brothers house to discuss corporate espionage. He yells at you and then collapses foaming at the mouth. Some random fucking woman runs out of his basement yelling at you like a coach on the sidelines of a football game. And you're bisexual.
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devon having a hot rugby ex gf…. i’m running laps around my room
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