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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

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maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

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it’s that time of year again

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Fancy a sunset walk in the Forbidden Forest? You're safe with a certified magizoologist

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How it feels like to have to block a rp account to be able to scroll a fandom tag

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Coco the Clown, Seed of Envy 🤡🃏🔔⭐

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open your eyes

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clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent

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its fucking dember.

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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wheres seasons greasons

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SHAPE HELL

Yup.

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ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

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normal day in tf2 casual