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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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It takes ~2 days for any fish salad to reach its full potency

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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I think a thing when you grow up in a high-conflict household is it makes your threshold of what constitutes a "conflict" a lot higher

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Like bitch the client isn't responding because the jeet brigade asks them a dozen questions a day about how to like map a fucking printer or whatever, they're not PAYING US TO DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU FUCK

Like I've been doing the bare minimum for two years or something because they've been hiring the bare minimum and never firing anyone for fucking up repeatedly over and over, so why would I be Mr. Above And Beyond in that context when I'm being paid like, just north of minimum wage

Now I'm trying to get back in the saddle and like bring things up a notch and EVERY single time I go to one of the jeets when they're in the middle of fucking something up they want to start a fight about it

Like today one of them was trying to go to one of the clients because "when she tries to launch the program it says it doesn't work elevated," so I ask her hey, have you checked in the properties to see if it's running as admin? And she immediately is like "jeet #2 already did everything and the client won't respond!" (there's no indication in the notes that anyone bothered to check this, and I'm very sure I'm correct,) so I ask her to show me in the notes where it indicates that my suggestion has already been tried and now she won't talk to me

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Like I've been doing the bare minimum for two years or something because they've been hiring the bare minimum and never firing anyone for fucking up repeatedly over and over, so why would I be Mr. Above And Beyond in that context when I'm being paid like, just north of minimum wage

Now I'm trying to get back in the saddle and like bring things up a notch and EVERY single time I go to one of the jeets when they're in the middle of fucking something up they want to start a fight about it

Like today one of them was trying to go to one of the clients because "when she tries to launch the program it says it doesn't work elevated," so I ask her hey, have you checked in the properties to see if it's running as admin? And she immediately is like "jeet #2 already did everything and the client won't respond!" (there's no indication in the notes that anyone bothered to check this, and I'm very sure I'm correct,) so I ask her to show me in the notes where it indicates that my suggestion has already been tried and now she won't talk to me

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Like my nature is really to approach things in a way that's generally rational, so for a while I was like maybe it's just cultural differences, maybe there's just something here I don't get, but every single Indian immigrant I've worked with (with a singular exception,) has been

completely devoid of critical thinking skills

a face-saving shameless liar

incapable of taking any kind of criticism because of vanity

It would be irrational for me to just shrug this pattern off

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Deeply deeply deeply frustrating, I'm trying to work with the new jeet manager (who's at least second-generation, so he's not AS bad) to try and right the ship but it's probably a waste of effort

I sincerely get no pleasure out of being like "fuck these brownoids" but watching the team get turned into nothing but Indians and seeing the STARK decrease in both quality and quantity of work has been one of the worst work experiences of my life and has made me more racist broadly

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And if I say anything about how there's clearly a correlation between the total coincidental hiring of nothing but Indians (just at, like, an organizational level, not even just my team,) for like 4 years running now, and the dogshit status of our team, and the fact that we lost like >50% of our clients after they put a retarded Indian (except this one wore a suit) in charge, I'm the bad guy and I'm fired

I sincerely get no pleasure out of being like "fuck these brownoids" but watching the team get turned into nothing but Indians and seeing the STARK decrease in both quality and quantity of work has been one of the worst work experiences of my life and has made me more racist broadly

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I sincerely get no pleasure out of being like "fuck these brownoids" but watching the team get turned into nothing but Indians and seeing the STARK decrease in both quality and quantity of work has been one of the worst work experiences of my life and has made me more racist broadly

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I'm so embarrassed to be a part of the service desk team I'm on. It's so frustrating because most of the time I get treated by the clients with the same disdain and skepticism that they feel towards the rest of the team (entirely retarded jeets to a one.) It's sooooooo frustrating that I'm sitting there trying to tell them, like, "I've already proven it's not a device specific issue, because it follows him from computer to computer, I've already proven it's not related to his application login because his login works right on my computer, and my login doesn't work right on any computer he logs into, it's gotta be his windows profile or something" and they're asking me if I restarted the computer, telling me to delete his local profile (we already tried logging in on like 4 different computers, a fresh profile being generated on each,) telling me to recreate his application login (I already told you I proved it's not the application login because it works on my machine,) telling me to have him try a different device (I already told you in every second message I sent that it's following him from device to device and we've tried 5 machines total already) I hate it GIVE ME SOME CREDIT I FUCKING DESERVE IT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I guarantee they changed their like default group policy or something because when I logged into my credentials on the guy's PC (generating a new local profile,) the application in question didn't work for me either, but someone with an existing profile on the same machine and the application works fine, and then if he logs into it from their profile it works FINE

My case is so fucking bulletproof because I'm a good troubleshooter and they wouldn't listen REEEEEEE

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official wednesday post

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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days