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Kings of "let's speedrun this bisexual awakening because I want that emotionally unavailable gay boy over there"

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-“sssh, let’s keep it quiet”. 💗

Neck kisses #buddie

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After they've confessed their feelings, they don't go on a "real" date immediately. Between their job and family it would take some time anyway. And even if he feels sure in their relationship, Buck is a bit worried about their first official date - he doesn't have a great track record for those.

One night they’re having dinner at the Diaz house. Eddie insisted on cooking - you cook all the time, let me practice my skills too! Nothing different then what they've been doing for years (with the added benefit of being able to kiss Eddie and not sleeping on the couch at the end of the night). But when they settle on the couch later with a couple beers, Buck smells it. The good cologne. The date cologne.

He's scandalized. "Is this a date, Eddie!? Seriously!? I didn't shave. I didn't bring flowers or wine. I wouldn't have teased you about the carrots being soggy. We're wearing sweatpants, Eddie, SWEATPANTS."

Eddie just smiles. "I know you were putting pressure on yourself about a first date. Now you don't have to worry - it went great."

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I don't think you've done #9 yet. If so, #29. Or both if you're feeling generous. 😄

Hello! I did actually do an answer for #9 on Monday, found HERE, but I am ALWAYS down for more Eddie biting Buck hehe

Eddie walks into the living room only to find Buck standing there playing on his phone wearing nothing but a towel. He comes to a stop and groans. "Buck, baby." "Hm?" "You need to put clothes on." That has Buck looking up from his phone, locking it and tossing it onto the couch, "Why?" "Because you're torturing me with all that bare skin." Eddie explains, "And also we have company coming over in half an hour." Buck smirks, crossing his arms and making his biceps bulge temptingly, "So that means I have twenty nine minutes to torture you." "You're the worst." "I'm the best." "Jesus," Eddie drags a hand across his face, "Please, please, put some clothes on." The smirk deepens. "Come over here and make me." Well. If that's the game his boyfriend wants to play... Buck lets out a yelp when Eddie suddenly darts forward, clearly not expecting Eddie to actually follow through. Buck spins and makes a break for around the couch, but Eddie anticipated it and he jumps over the couch, cutting Buck off. He gets an arm wrapped around Buck just as he spins around to go the other way, pulling him back flush against Eddie. This doesn't stop Buck though, and he starts to squirm and wiggle, trying his best to break out of the firm hold Eddie has around his waist. And Eddie is all for his boyfriend grinding his ass up against Eddie, but they do have company coming soon, and that means there's not enough time for Eddie to have his way with Buck. “Quit it or I’ll bite.” Eddie growls into Buck's ear. The man stills, a shiver running down his spine. "You'll bite me regardless." Buck pants, purposely grinding back this time. Eddie growls once more and dips his head down to bite at the meaty part of Buck's shoulder. His boyfriend gives another startled yelp that turns half into a moan. "Told you." "You're the one torturing me." Eddie kisses the fresh bite mark. "With all this bare skin and no time..." "We could be quick." "You just showered." "We can shower again." Eddie latches his teeth back onto Buck's skin, this time at the juncture of his neck and shoulder. Buck moans and goes slack in Eddie's arm. "Not enough time. But later." "Now who's torturing who?" Chuckling, Eddie kisses the spot and then gently pushes Buck away, "Go get dressed." Buck does the very mature and adult thing and sticks his tongue out at Eddie. "Meanie." At least he heads for the bedroom to get dressed.

send me a number

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Okay. But when Buddie get together they know this is it. They are disgustingly in love and forever for each other. They know marriage is a foregone conclusion. Everyone can see it.

So a bit into dating they start making comments about 'when we're married' or 'when you're my husband' or 'we are not doing that at our wedding' after a truly ridiculous emergency call. And everyone just kind of rolls with it because they're just Like That™️.

Then one day they seriously start planning a wedding, not just talk about it. Naturally it's planned to meticulous detail thanks to Buck’s clipboard. They got it all - friends, family, venue, food, rings, new suits (three, because Chris grew out of his last one). But at some point during the rehearsal dinner someone innocently asks for the proposal story and they freeze.

Because they never actually asked each other.

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"i guess she was the love of your life" "i think she was"

"my attention?" "yeah, i guess so"

can't wait for buck and eddies love confession to be all about how completely, absolutely, sure they are about each other. no room for nuance or doubt. just pure love

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all this discourse when they both freak 4 freak and deserve this

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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May *having a realisation about the 118*: "Raise your hand if you DON'T have daddy issues."

(Dead silence)

Buck *raises his hand*:

Eddie *slowly lowers Buck's hand*:

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Eddie Diaz: I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club

Available for free (ko-fi)

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*Eddie and Buck at a bar, pining but it's not actually unrequited love chatting*

Random guy, obviously flirting: Hey, could you pass me a coaster?

Eddie, not pausing in his conversation: Sure. *hands one over without breaking eye contact with Buck*

Random guy:...

Buck:...

Random guy: *walks away, confused*

Buck: Eds, that guy was totally hitting on you.

Eddie: No, he wasn't. Twenty minutes ago when you went to the bathroom, three other guys came over and asked the same thing, this place clearly has terrible customer service.

Buck:... Wow.

Bartender: Wow.

Hen, at home but with spidey senses tingling: WOW.

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Happy (buddie) halloween!! a little late but here it is ☺️

You can support me in ko-fi! (Here)

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I love Ryliver but nothing will beat Cockles.

Never forget your roots 🐚💙💚

Best RPF Ship - Round 1 Match 4

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Nothing quite like logging into tumblr and seeing my own tweet 😅 thank you @starlightoffandoms for sending this to me 🤣

not beating the allegations

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Hen: I think you should change your last name, Buck.

Buck: To- to what??

Hen: Diaz.

Eddie, across the room: Did you just hit on him for me??

Hen: Well you weren't going to and everyone in this firehouse is sick of you making those eyes at each other and not doing a damn thing about it!