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McGonagall: Remus I haven't been your teacher for roughly 16 years, you can call me by my first name

Remus: I don't think you understand how much I cannot do that

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james: do you ever just wanna play a giant game of hide and seek in hogwarts

sirius: only ALL THE TIME

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Voldemort: harry potter is dead

Harry Potter: *rolls of hagrid* lol bitch you thought

Narcissa:

Narcissa: *gasps*

Narcissa: wow

Narcissa: incredible

Narcissa: a true miracle

Narcissa: what a shocker

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Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Slight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered vanishing spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

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dumbledore: one time i really needed to piss-

harry: professor is this anecdote ever going to be vital to my life

dumbledore: you never know ;)

[one year later]

harry: god DAMN IT

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Transgender Kids at Hogwarts

Trans Hogwarts students being given better gender surgeries using magic

Trading bodies with poly juice potion to have their preferred sexual characteristics

Trans wizards and witches getting to a point in their transition where their boggarts are no longer rejection and violence for being trans

The Room of Requirement being used as a gender-neutral bathroom

Hogwarts professors finding ways to destroy howlers from angry transphobic parents

The Mirror of Erised being used to see yourself in the right body

Hogwarts Trans kids being accepted for who they are

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every time I see a HP fan in public carrying a wand around, I want to run up to them and be like "SWEET MERLIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WALKING AROUND WITH THAT OUT YOU'LL EXPOSE US ALL!" and go to take the wand and the second I touch it l'll slowly release them and go “oh, it... it's not a real wand, haha, yes, of course it isn't real at all."

and just back away slowly into the shadows

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

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#honestly i feel like this is such a beautiful metaphor for the trio #the way they wear their uniforms #you got hermione with everything in its rightful place #tie and cape fixed and all #you got harry whose uniform is a little messy and everything is a bit awkward #and then you got ron #nicely not giving a fuck

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canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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Imagine this. Some muggle-born teaching Fred and George the famous silly muggle "detachable thumb" trick. Obviously they teach it to the entire school and encourage them to use it in front of Madam Pomfrey to stress the shit out of her.

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The first thing Nearly Headless Nick uttered as a ghost:

"Good grief, that was poorly executed".

*sways off extravagantly*

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He has indeed sorted out his priorities

i love that sirius black escapes azkaban and his first 2 instincts are:

seek vengeance  

buy expensive gifts for school children 

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Okay so I have this headcanon that after the war, to spite umbridge, Harry started lying all the fucking time. Now, he’s a remarkably honest person in general, so he never says anything that could potentially be harmful- hell, nothing that’s even remotely BELIEVABLE. Like I’m talking completely outlandish, balls-to-the-wall fucking NONSENSE. you’ll hear him at the eighth year breakfast table insisting that Fudge’s mom is a hypogriff or that Scrimengour killed JFK. He’ll walk into potions ten minutes late with Starbucks and be like “Whaddup Snape the sky is fucking green my animagus is a blast-ended skrewt and your hair looks great today.”