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It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

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can’t this show just be nothing but data training cats

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I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

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$56... ;-; shit

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Cat gets comfy in box - Video

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GAY BUT ALSO ANIMALS IS ME

Tumblr users' Zodiac

Aries- gay Taurus- gay dork Gemini- fucking gay ass nerd Cancer- so fucking gay Leo- gay but also animals? Virgo- gay but still a virgin lmao Libra- gay but thinks they’re cool Scorpio- gay and actually is cool Sagittarius- superiority complex and gay as fuck Capricorn- gay and also batshit insane Aquarius- sometimes straight (what a fucking tool) Pisces- if gay were a person…

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I'm gonna be sick. :\

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Ugh.. I don't feel so good anymore. :(

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Sh Why is everyone SINNING Smh!!! And I'm agnostic...

Hi mweor tag. Thought I’d post a summer bod pic and then prove y’all wrong when u say I’m pretty :U Ily all

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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE BUT YOURE LYING AGAIN

Hi mweor tag. Thought I’d post a summer bod pic and then prove y’all wrong when u say I’m pretty :U Ily all

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bUT THE PIG NOSE

Hi mweor tag. Thought I’d post a summer bod pic and then prove y’all wrong when u say I’m pretty :U Ily all

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LYING IS A SIN BUNNY

Hi mweor tag. Thought I’d post a summer bod pic and then prove y’all wrong when u say I’m pretty :U Ily all

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Kiss/marry/fuck who would you choose from mweor?

Kiss - tay bc omg she's so gorgeous !! *-*Marry - Neptune or Mein bc they're both so great and I love them :***Fuck - Sydney x 100000000000 bc if she was single RN she'd be my bae

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Who would you go to a strip club with from mweor?

Um def Sydney bc I think that she and I would have the most funAnd strip clubs are hotSo like bringing your hot best friend just makes it betterAm I rite??

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Opinions on Spyder? Fable? Spyble?

Spyder - I don't know her that well but she seems really sweet and hilarious! I should really get to know herFable - I wanted to be friends with fable but we just didn't have enough in common but she's an amazing coder and real kind.Spyble - by golly, the cutest mweor couple. DUH

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Guys

Ask me stuffs on this account :* I'm uber bored and want to tell people what I think about them and/or laugh so pls halp