howellfag
howellfag
take me to urgent care (or the record store)
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howellfag 3 hours ago
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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women鈥檚 clothing
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One thing that helped me in life is like realizing that everybody else gets away with being ugly. Everybody else gets away with confronting people. Everybody else gets away with accidentally bothering people. Don鈥檛 worry about anything ever lol
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peeeeeeeeeteeeeeeee
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Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy
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i鈥檓 counting at least four dead giveaways and another obvious cop
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youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button
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I genuinely wish I could see inside Musk鈥檚 head or at least get an explanation for how he was thinking his plans would work out.
Like it鈥檚 clear now he is fantastically out of touch with reality but I still really wanna know like, to what degree. Did he think people would accept his ultimatum? Did he genuinely think it would only take like 300 people to keep Twitter running?
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i just found 12 bricks
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we need to get more normal about nonsexual nudity i think
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Emotional support Dan
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"Adulting" is such a juvenile word we should give it a more dignified suffix. How about "Adultery"
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Does anyone have that image of Sam Reid photoshopped onto the textbook white pharaoh
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kissing through a knights helm and sucking the strap are ontologically quite similar, in that you CAN really feel it, as long as you are Pure Of Heart
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