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sometimes changing my profile picture feels like getting a crazy haircut

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hope everyone's having a karkalicious 2009

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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit

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Limbustube

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wife sketch

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My skrunklies... I loved the April Fools event it was mind Blowing and I think about them a lot <3 featuring ryoshu's chronic cigarette addiction

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Redraw of The Lobster (2015)

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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springtime ☀️

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why are time loops always only like 1 day long?

the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.

but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.

but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time

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nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

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when a mutual unfollows me but i keep following them i bet it feels like this to see me in the notes

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did it work

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Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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la manchaland [4/4]

[1/4] the princess of la manchaland

[2/4] the priest of la manchaland

[3/4] the manager of la manchaland

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Tiramisu Chocolate Cake