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At least he got that holiday spirit

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no name not shane kinda has a dumptruck ass i see why eb was trying fuck

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In my restless dreams I see that town...

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????? for some reason I can't find the ask??? prolly deleted it by accident I'm so sorry person who requested this BUT I HOPE YOU CAN SEE IT?? I tried my best bahaha this was a struggle for absolutely no reason it never left my mind literally a daily thought heavens

(They requested Wade telling Logan about the francis stuff, an angst enjoyer they said)

Shoutout to my friend BunBun because their joke about Wade having Logan's DNA in more ways than one was what FINALLY gave me the idea of how to start this off (It was weeks ago, didn't do the script until a few days ago and this was drawn in all different days all over the place help me what the fuck happened with this)

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My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show

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I did this to help illustrate a point I'm making in a different post, but I feel it's relevant above and beyond that specific context.

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I swear periods and exams have this deal going on where they both appear in the same week and be like "hey, wanna suffer baby doll? ;)"

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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

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Eyes 👁

I am well aware that his hair is not blue ☹️

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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Tryna keep myself from falling, Tryna get this thing right, I gotta do this more often... Well... well, maybe tonight.

Episode 4 I love you take my unborn child

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Made a new poster! :)