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As long as we don’t die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

Congrats, you guys chose the non-depressive option! I can’t get over these darn goobers

also forgive Hetch being eyeless, I can’t draw them for my life today

Also the version without text :]

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A Father and His Lamb

Some HTFASJ art I made bc fluff wasn’t working 😁 anyways have fun you sillies

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Epilogue

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This is so good!!! It actually almost looks like something from the comic!

FINALLY GOT MY ASS TO COMPLETE SOMETHING LETS GOOO

@how-to-fail-at-ship-jumping-au , they are watching cat videos <3

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Important!!!

5 PM (hopefully) EST IS A VERY SPECIAL STREAM!!!

I’m going to be hosting the final HTFASJ QNA session LIVE with creator of HTFASJ, @dowhatteverer ! She’s going to be answering questions about the comic, the finale, and stuff of the like! Your viewpoint will be at TotallyAverageKid twitch! Come tune in!!!

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Hetch, as a note before I send this message, I've never once played a role to you or Ranboo or anyone else. My name's Jordan. They/them. I'm much younger than you but I've got eye bags and grey hair that match yours. I've spent most of my life trying, in one way or another, to help people in situations like yours and Ranboo's. If I were in your world, I would have tried to get you as many legal, financial, and medical resources as you could.

I don't know what to say. There's so much TO say and all of it is goodbyes. I want to ask about everyone - Cameron and Ashley, whether Mike made it back or not. Jerma and the entire cast and crew and what's happened to Showfall itself.

You've had a month to get ready to say goodbye but we haven't. I want to thank you for everything, to express how much we love you and love having been part of your lives. To wish you the best of luck as life goes on. To celebrate the time we've spent together.

But I guess I don't know how much you'll hear this from the others so I'll try to focus on one thing. And I think I speak for most of us, but I might not. In that case, it's from me personally.

I'm sorry. Deeply, from the bottom of my heart, I apologize. To everyone we've affected and to you specifically.

We entered your world without your permission, under a power that only Janine understood. We teased you, we played around, we didn't respect you because you were only fictional to us. We're the reason you almost died (not through our own fault, but still). I've been so morbidly curious about your life story that I've encouraged people to ask for a glimpse at your future if we'd voted differently, because I (thinking of you as only fictional) wanted to know more about you even if that required seeing you in pain.

We've joked to you about things that you were clearly horrified or disgusted by. We kept calling you "babygirl" to your face against your will - and I can't speak for anyone else about this, but I personally thought that this would be sexual harassment if you were "real." I hope it's the loving nickname we meant it as rather than a despised term, but my hope doesn't change the way it actually affected you.

Ranboo, we've known things about your life that should have been private. That also wasn't under our control, but we could have stopped reading at any time and we didn't. Our constant eyes on you as a vulnerable teen probably hurt you sometimes in ways I don't even remember or haven't considered.

Sneeg, I'm sorry I didn't ask if you wanted to be reached out to as much as the others. Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't ask if you wanted a break from us at any point. And I'm sorry that there are probably a million other sorries I don't have time to give.

I don't expect an answer to all of this. But I wanted to tell you this as part of my goodbye. Love you all.

And for the sake of making sure this message can get to you... please react in a way that only shows one person in the frame for us? Without much talking?

Everyone, please don't listen to this part but Hetch. And Hetch, please cover your ears if you don't want to know something about yourself that you haven't realized yet. Or maybe I'll need to send in a separate censored version of this before it reaches you?

Alright, if you're listening, this is about your own sexuality maybe not being what you think it is. Please cover your ears at any time. But I have good reason to believe that you're bisexual. It's a good thing, a beautiful thing. But no one can determine who you are but you.

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I’m not ready to say goodbye.. But it’s time for me to do so.

Ran, we’re all gonna miss you and everyone else a ton, But now the running and trauma is over, Even when we couldn’t talk to you guys, we still were looking out for you guys, in our Eldricth ghost ways..

I wrote a poem a few days ago in your time I guess, Even if you and we don’t know truly where we came from, I’m glad that the tapes and being buried, And one last thing before I hand this off to Yvette…

You have no idea how proud me and Yvette of you, for coming out to your dad..

Anyways, I’ll miss you. We’ll somewhat still be here, Even if you can’t hear our voices. Sincerely-🌻

Hi Ranboo! I haven’t been.. well Active in the asks recently.

But I’ve been watching, Been here for a while actually.. I heard for 🌻 and a few others that were gonna go on a road trip across the void when this is all over, still a TAD on how we can travel across a void..

But both me and 🌻 share the same, Even if I showed up before her.. To everyone, Ranboo, Hetch, Charlie, Sneeg, Niki, Vinny, And to everyone.. (Except Janine, 🌻 still wants to punch her)

You have taken your final bow, and now, we shall too.

Goodbye Ranboo, May you and your father be happy for the rest of eternity, If there are different places where things are different..

I may be wrong… But you are safe now…

-Yvette( and🌻)

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Hi everyone! It sounds like this is goodbye... this is honestly something that I hadn't imagined ending so soon but I'm happy to know you guys will keep living and hopefully thriving without us there.

Hetch, I'm really proud of you for learning and growing to overcome the struggles your trauma left you with. Ranboo, I'm so glad you confronted your fears and managed to hold on to your creativity. I hope you keep writing. Sneeg, I'm relieved the others had you to keep them grounded in this mess and I hope you find a place that appreciates you. And Charlie, I'm proud you and Hetch found some sort of common ground and I believe you're going to kill it when you can hone your talents somewhere less murdery. (Keep us posted if you make a YouTube channel!)

I wasn't able to offer much through this, but I was still glad to get to know you all in some small way. Take care.

- Venus (🦊)

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I wish I had more to say but I guess I’m always just too silent until it’s too late, but goodbye, I will miss you guys so much. Goodbye

-Charlie/Maria

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ive been watching for a while, and it was a wild journey.

sadly, i dont have alot to say, so im wish you all well.

And since i likley wont see you guys again, have a good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

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This is goodbye then. It was an honor to get to know y’all. Good luck. -🍞

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Hey sneeg, do you have any plans for what you're going to do now?

- 🎉 Tobi

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buh bye. I have learned in many different ways that relationships are complicated, but there’s always hope for the best outcome.

-🎱

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I have many emotions about the goodbye, but few words to describe it- so a couple final comments and questions, I suppose.

Hetch, love the new jacket, it looks really good on you! All y'all's outfits, actually, looking very nice :}

How long has it been since we last spoke to you?

Were any of the others, who got left back at showfall... were they able to get out, or-?

-🤠

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not really good at goodbye’s but i guess this is goodbye. hope you guys stay safe and do well. stick together, even if it just over a phone talk/text every so often.

and ranboo, hope you’re able to create your horror project and make it into something big :)

🔥 signing off (bye :])

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I can't believe it all over, I remember the first I got here is when Hetch throw a can of bean to Charlie because of an ask. Jeez, I will really miss you guys. Good luck on whatever you all doing in the future and good bye! :)

- Vall/🌸

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