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I’ve saved this since March to post.

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Goodbye!

Hey guys I'm moving blogs cause I forgot my password and shit happened with my email that meant I couldn't reset it So I've made a new blog and if you wanna keep following me the URL is: arroganceofadrunkpedestrian.tumblr.com Thanks guys! :)

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very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

nakud woman (with boob) 

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#1 reason why not to install a cat door in your bedroom

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And the winner of the best Halloween costume goes to.. Peter Pan and his shadow!

Wish I had a twin to do this with!

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talking to australians like

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Every single line of dialogue in this movie is a masterpiece.

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I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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Yeah!!! :D

bae says you should all follow him how-embarrassing-to-be-human 

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An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.

“I can’t,” the immortal says.

“Why not?” the lover asks.

“I’m already sharing my power.”

“With who?”

The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

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