houseplantdaniel

[houseplantdaniel]

threatening but i appreciate it

[houseplantdaniel]

homodnp: *exists*

phil:

[houseplantdaniel]

consistent amazingphil content? is this what it's like having a father

[houseplantdaniel]

phil is really brushing off the fact that he's switched his hair colour for the first time in 15 years

[houseplantdaniel]

top fan: homodnp

phil: hom *squint* e,,;,,, dnp??

[houseplantdaniel]

“it looks like a spread roast chick ready to be stuffed” … yeah not quite 

[houseplantdaniel]

imagine if phil,,, stopped dying his hair ,, don’t know if i could survive that but i’d love to find out 

[houseplantdaniel]

y’all ever think about planets?? stars?? they’re out there being big RIGHT NOW

[houseplantdaniel]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[houseplantdaniel]

phil locking the front door, norman’s tank under his arm whilst on the phone to dan: and you’re NOT allowed into the house until it’s GONE, you hear me?

[houseplantdaniel]

thinking about how dan probably did his soft "hello!" as he nuzzled the poodle

[houseplantdaniel]

babie moodboard +

[houseplantdaniel]

dnp reacting to women’s football like

phil: i don’t care about sports

dan: i don’t care about sports however i do care about homosexuality and women’s rights Lets Go Lesbians

[houseplantdaniel]

why are dan and phil’s new wikipedia pictures identical

[houseplantdaniel]

Phil is such a mood

@amazingphil

[houseplantdaniel]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

[houseplantdaniel]

dan @ 2019 vidcon night of awesome (x)