houseplantbutch
Base Born Rando
5K posts
She/They/He | mid-30s, midwestern masc lesbian stoner with a somewhat nsfw sideblog (main is cap************) | I occasionally write tender smut | 18+ | We respect and love trans people here.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
houseplantbutch · 2 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
10K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 6 hours ago
Text
so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you
120K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 11 hours ago
Text
tbh foreign policy was listed as the least important issue for exit polls, arab and muslim heavy states like minnesota and michigan are not what lost harris the vote, and jill stein got under like one percent. everyone making this about leftists who didnt vote either pro or against is making something out of basically nothing. americans are fundamentally boring and apolitical and above all completely self centered. they do not give a fuck about the suffering of people in palestine or ukraine. they just know that gas was cheaper 4 years ago or whatever. the amount of incredibly normal people i know who arent even right wing so much as just sort of uneducated and incurious about any issues / had no interests beyond like big ten sports or binge drinking or getting ahead at work and getting rich are voting for him not people who agonized over a single thing ever. this is unfortunately a non issue bc americans dont care about anything but themselves, you just happen to be around small groups of the exception
14K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 12 hours ago
Text
Anyway, I've decided to be an asshole to anyone who voted for Trump.
54 notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 2 days ago
Text
Everyone that’s nice to me Thank u I feel horrible all the time
18K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 2 days ago
Text
So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?
112K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 2 days ago
Text
How about we get a bottle of wine each and we watch a film together? Haha. And we end up making out? Hahahahaha....
166 notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 3 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Do you play daily NY Times games like Wordle, Connections, Spelling Bee, or Strands? The NYT Tech Guild workers who make those games possible are currently ON STRIKE and asking you to not cross the digital picket line.
Spread the word! For other ways to help, you can also contribute to their strike fund here.
26K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 3 days ago
Text
died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference
11K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 7 days ago
Text
I love you gender non conforming lesbians love you forever and ever.
2K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 7 days ago
Text
I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.
And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.
And it's like.
I don't think radfems go outside.
9K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 7 days ago
Text
Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.
52K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 8 days ago
Text
Reasons I like subtitles:
1. I can see how people’s names and the cities and the countries are spelled.
2. I don’t miss any words, so everything they say makes sense.
3. I get to know what background noises and conversations are.
4. The descriptions of the noises people make are freaking awesome. Ex: splutter, grunt, chuckles.
5. I can see who says what.
6. I don’t have to have the volume super loud so I can hear the dialogue, and I don’t blow my eardrums out because the ambient noises and music is SO FREAKING LOUD.
I freaking love subtitles.
113K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 8 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
58K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 8 days ago
Text
officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up
99K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 9 days ago
Text
you HAVE to expand what your mental image of what a woman looks like in order to progress past trans/misogyny and intersexism. when you finally accept that "woman" does not have a set look or sound, you free yourself from the chains of both patriarchy and radfem ideals. "woman" does not mean thin, pretty, hairless, short, quiet, large breasted, hour glass figured, weak, submissive, high voiced, or small.
women can and do look, act, and sound like anything. cis, intersex, trans, butch, non binary, gender non conforming, detrans, or anything else: any woman can look, act and sound like anything. we are just as diverse as any other member of this population. in order to acknowledge this, we must let go of the concept that a woman "should" look, act, or sound like anything.
13K notes · View notes
houseplantbutch · 9 days ago
Text
Hey btw I don't know who needs to hear this, but those adults telling you that your teen years are the best years of your life? Yeah I don't know what the hell they're smoking, either. I'm 29 and every once in a while I just sit here and think "man, it sure sucked to be 14. Glad I never have to do that again."
47K notes · View notes