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I love you handmade crown moulding, I love you arched doorways, I love you stained glass, I love you bay windows, I love you brass hardware, I love you teak wood, I love you quirky chandeliers, I love you crystal doorknobs, I love you brightly colored tiles and appliances! Petition to bring back apartments and houses with CHARACTER!!

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Added to my silly gay cake and it's super cute now!

Just scheduled a glow up on my mediocre tattoo!

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in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

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"oh but dressing punk is so expensive" i made a wrist cuff yesterday that costed less than five dollars and the only reason it even costed that much was because i needed to buy buttons (i got a three pack for $1.27) and because i bought some studs off of studsnspikes.com, and now im gonna sew a mistfits patch i got from a friend onto a flannel i thrifted for fairly cheap.

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A long meme, but something that should be said

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the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ive also come to the conclusion that "laziness" is probably the stupidest, most hurtful, least useful, deliberately cruel concept in the world

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Also posting this individually because I'm just proud of it.

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In movies/tv, characters often lean against the shower wall due to their great emotional turmoil.

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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The idea that lesbians can engage in the "male gaze" is so stupid and we need young lesbians to understand that their desires can't be "male gaze fetishitic" because they are lesbians. You're experiencing lesbian desire. That's by definition not "male gaze fetishitic"

But also. How did film theory concepts get distorted so badly that people think that the "male gaze" is a thing that people can people "do". A man lusting for a woman is also not "male gaze" because that's not what male gaze means.

Why are people using film theory concepts to describe emotions and human experiences. help.

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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"IS THIS THE DEATH OF ART?" Well art has died before. Art died in both the 1980s and 1940s. Art died in the industrial revolution. Art died when they invented the printing press. Art died when we stopped painting on cave walls. Art died when you, personally, stopped finger painting. You can absolutely be a hater though that's part of it

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