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[houseofbelphegor]

My how interesting...

I would certainly hope it's not a student from house Belphegor because if it is I feel obligated to have a quick chat over tea with them then :)

from any other house all I can say is congratulations and that the nap club is always open if you get too tired

Students, kindly stop fucking in the school bathrooms, the janitors are not enjoying cleaning up your remains, whoever left their pregnancy test in the bathrooms near the mathematics classes, congratulations! You're pregnant. Everyone wish them well, good day.

[houseofbelphegor]

can I chose both...I love them equally :(

Truth or dare

⋆ carwen leviathan

well that is certainly out of the blue...

but I suppose I would chose...truth

[houseofbelphegor]

Truth or dare

⋆ carwen leviathan

well that is certainly out of the blue...

but I suppose I would chose...truth

[houseofbelphegor]

hey wifey! ♡

so like you know how you had the longest nap since spring break? you missed a few things lol !!

and there's like this new coffee shop that opened it has your favorite dessert! so we should totally go there and chat like last year <3

text me when your free and I'll come pick you up asap!!!

-Cordelia Garnishió <3

hi Delia!

oh I apologize I didn't even realize how long I must slept for...

but I am free today so if this place is still open let's go there for sure!

[houseofbelphegor]

Asteriaaaaa

Wanna go to the sushi shack downtown

You don't have to ask me twice that's for sure

see you in a few?

[houseofbelphegor]

if yet another person asks about who is the other person I "simp" for I shall personally break every single bone in your body and make sure you never speak ever again

my love life is none of your fucking business you damn freaks

- Asteria Nyx Belphegor

[houseofbelphegor]

fucking deserved it

hospital internet is bullshit and everything hurts

[houseofbelphegor]

the what now teacher-?

sorry probably napped to much

but I bet they won't last to they're 3rd one honestly..

Anyone else feel like Mr jeffery has been...quiet the last few months?

[houseofbelphegor]

oh yeah been for a while because of a certain someone...

but bag to this SINCE WHEN DID THE HISTORY TEACHER REMARRY I NEED ANSWERS ELLIOT DAMN IT-

Anyone else feel like Mr jeffery has been...quiet the last few months?

[houseofbelphegor]

HE HAS A NEW ONE?!?!??

since fuc-ahem since when??

Anyone else feel like Mr jeffery has been...quiet the last few months?

[houseofbelphegor]

cimon GET OUT OFF MY ACCOUNT RIGHT OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU

[houseofbelphegor]

that's stereotypical ngl

but to answer no I don't have them

I love you and our child :(

-your soon to be dead boyfriend

Oh you'll be finee well for now at least but you'll be fine!!

[houseofbelphegor]

darling did you forget I'm on that last damn floor

I love you and our child :(

-your soon to be dead boyfriend

Oh you'll be finee well for now at least but you'll be fine!!

[houseofbelphegor]

babe I hearing my door being lock picked I'm fucked

I love you and our child :(

-your soon to be dead boyfriend

Oh you'll be finee well for now at least but you'll be fine!!

[houseofbelphegor]

oh?

interesting fact there Edeosa...

I shall try then but no promises

I'm. gonna murder that mf-

[houseofbelphegor]

I'm. gonna murder that mf-

[houseofbelphegor]

wdym by soon 😨

I love you and our child :(

-your soon to be dead boyfriend

Oh you'll be finee well for now at least but you'll be fine!!