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There are other witnesses to all of this too at a park near us and just holy SHIT. The outright mocking of a little kid for being scared. A dog isn’t a person. It’s an animal with jaws that can rip open a throat. Literally every year there are people, especially children, killed by dogs that were “always so well behaved!” It’s an animal. I love and respect dogs like I do spiders, sharks, snakes, jellyfish, cheetahs, crocodiles and tapeworms but hey, guess which animal here actually causes the most deaths? Owning an animal of any kind isn’t something to be flippant about.

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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

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the concept of how sir arthur conan doyle was as a person always sends me into fits. imagine making the most famous literary character of all time but you hate the character so much you try to kill him off. but everyone is so horny for this asshole detective they make you bring him back. even your own mother gets mad when he’s dead because she likes him. raising your prices to ridiculous rates to avoid writing holmes stories backfired and now you’re rich. it’s absolutely a pain because it’s keeping you from your true passion which is spiritualism despite how one of your good friends harry houdini keeps telling you it’s bullshit. you consider your best novels to be historical ones but they’re well over shadowed by the nemesis of your own creation sherlock fucking holmes. some fake photographs from some kids convinced you faeries were real and you wrote a whole book about it. you started writing stories in medical school. and yes, also you are a doctor. after you’re dead, they erect a statue of sherlock holmes across the street from your birthplace, causing you to probably roll over one hundred eighty degrees in your grave and scream into your casket pillow.

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be an animal. cause problems.

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Top 10 Descriptions of Encounters With the Supernatural and Unexplained Ranked By How Homoerotic They Are

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each day is another day jenna marbles does not acknowledge the fact that she produced the maximum fucking ride movie and each day i rot a little bit more and am convinced it never really happened

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Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

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I can never have a bad day looking at that little angel face. 🌼🌼

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

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tumblr was sold today for 3 million dollars to wordpress owner. by verizon. who bought tumblr in 2013 for one fucking billion us dollars lmfao this site is certified anti capitalism its fucking hilarious