house-of-quark
house of quark
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house-of-quark · 9 days ago
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the utterly seismic magnitude of smarmy bitch energy in that slow turn
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house-of-quark · 12 days ago
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Care for a drink?
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house-of-quark · 13 days ago
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they look great in hanbok
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house-of-quark · 16 days ago
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Get a head start for 2025!
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house-of-quark · 16 days ago
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Jadzia loses access to Dax due to a medical issue and reverts to her unjoined personality for an episode or so. It's a self-limited condition. Jadzia is otherwise okay; she can remember everything Jadzia Dax did and said while they were joined, but she has no memories of Dax prior to Jadzia, and she feels distinctly different from Jadzia Dax.
She feels like her connection to Ben Sisko disappeared with her memories of Curzon Dax. Would he like her if she weren't Dax?
Jadzia is far more shy and introverted than Dax, and it completely changes her dynamic with Kira. Now it's Kira trying to coax Jadzia out of her comfort zone
Unjoined Jadzia sees Julian from an entirely different perspective. She sees his awkward, insecure tendencies with greater clarity
Quark still thinks she's beautiful, but she just isn't comfortable bantering with Ferengi and playing Tongo with them like Jadzia was
Jadzia and Jake get along like gangbusters
Miles is pleased that Jadzia lost none of her intellect with the loss of Dax; they get along fine
Odo is grateful that unjoined Dax has no interest in playing practical jokes on him and pegs her as someone who'll never cause a security issue
What if Jadzia's family shows up on the station (her parents and/or her sister)? What if old family stuff comes up? Maybe they approved/disapproved of her joining? Maybe they preferred her unjoined, and this annoys Jadzia who never wanted anything more than to be joined?
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house-of-quark · 24 days ago
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Garak: I'm so sick of buying replicated food and drink. Please could you go to the store on the promenade and get a bottle of Kanar, if they have avacodos get six. Julian, coming back from the store with six bottles of Kanar: They had avacados!
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house-of-quark · 25 days ago
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star trek: in this episode a character will go through a deeply traumatic and life-changing series of experiences that would presumably have significant ramifications for their future and the way they interact with others
star trek: …and we will never mention it again :)
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house-of-quark · 28 days ago
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I'm fine.
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house-of-quark · 28 days ago
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Its funny how Odo already has a list of infractions that happened on the Enterprise, when Worf complained about the crimes on DS9. Like, he knew how annoying and picky Worf can be and I'm sure he had practiced this comeback many times and even kept a pad ready just incase something happens.
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house-of-quark · 1 month ago
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Where's the lie?
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house-of-quark · 1 month ago
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Trektober Day 3 - Meet the Parents. This scenario is admittedly non-canon, but Ziyal and Jake feels so obvious it's hard not to think about it. And the absolute horror it would represent for Dukat is delicious.
Of course, it would then become 'ah, but tentatively approving this relationship is a good excuse to spend more time with both Sisko and Kira!' But the initial discomfort would be a pleasure to witness.
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house-of-quark · 1 month ago
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Trektober Day 13 - Baking. TBH I'd like to draw about two dozen different Star Trek characters baking, but since Odo is canonically bamboozled by the concept of stirring he had to take it :) (it's okay, Sisko will help him fix whatever happens)
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house-of-quark · 1 month ago
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Trektober Day 14 - Thrift Shopping. I continue to maintain that a) Keiko and Garak would be buddies and that b) a lot of Garak's designs are motivated purely by spite, since the examples of his work we see range from 'tasteful and attractive' to 'you would only wear this if you lost a bet'. Piss him off? Your next shirt is the ugliest upcycling he can think of. And the murder lizard is pissed off a lot.
The two of them are going to hunt out maybe one nice thing each and then fill a bin bag with the most rancid patterns they can find :)
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house-of-quark · 1 month ago
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honestly the kira and sisko dynamic is so underrated, like—they’re both caustic and highly functional, they communicate in glances, their good-cop-bad-cop routine has them both as the bad cop, they’re war-survivors, their collective bitch levels are off the charts
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house-of-quark · 1 month ago
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The Red Door   -    Isabel Quintanilla , 1973.
Spanish,1938-2017
Oil on panel,  164 x108 cm
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house-of-quark · 1 month ago
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There should have been an episode where Odo gets zapped while shifted into an object and the zap does something to his morphogenic matrix so he's stuck like that and the whole episode is everyone doing their best acting scenes with a mug or perhaps a bag
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house-of-quark · 1 month ago
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using my telepathic heritage to transfer my period cramps to gul dukat
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