[[OOC: Character askblog for Beelzebub from Good Omens, Ineffable Bureaucracy is canon, the rest is to be discovered!]] Hey. What are you doing here? Oh well. Azk me queztionz.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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i am ALIVE btw. Sorry for the radio silence. Lots of things happened and I momentarily couldnāt engage with GO comfortably :)
-ā ļø
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btw supporting palestine is a basic decency. the most normal take is to be against genocide. like naturally. people should not be praised for supporting palestine when it's literally the moral and ethical stance to take. genocide is bad. i can't believe we have to explain that to people. genocide is literally bad. it is morally ethical to be against genocide. people shouldn't be praised for basic decency
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From one me to anozher: I get it. Itāz fine. I ztill canāt ztand buzzez at all. Itāz juztā¦ no. Not happening. (Not like I had a bad buz experience today too-)
Busz driverz are the worst, every zingle one of them deservez a place in Hell.
I was on earth and in a very buzy zone where I couldn't just teleport, I needed to move so I had to get on a buzs. Buzses themselves are not that unpleasant when they're not full (alzo because mozt get a not-so-good-feeling about me and tend to zit far) and uzually there's alzo a good ammount of zin in the air. But I zwear, I had to run to catch it and the mother fucker clozed the door in my face. While looking at me.
He's lucky killing a human would give me more paperwork that hiz little uzelezs life is worth.
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Leonid Pasternak Ā (Ukrainian, 1862ā1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
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if this post gets 20k by christmas eve then iāll post not one, but TWO of my songs on here as a lil christmas present.
do your worst.
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In zhe light of recent happeningz: We do not zupport zhe uze of big zpoonz in zhiz houzehold. I would literally razher dizcorporate.
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*Quitting* iz a way you can zay itā¦ well, letāz call it a prolonged-mental-healzh-break-zlazh-honeymoon.
*puts these up around Hell*
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Walking around wizh a big "Anozher Univerze! Donāt attack!" Zign-
*puts these up around Hell*
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Dear *fuck*! Zhat- well. I honeztly donāt want to put on my old uniform anymore but I might juzt have to when walking around your univerze, zhat clearly differentiatez me.
*puts these up around Hell*
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Zomezhing tellz me my azzociatez and I might have zcared zome peopleā¦
*puts these up around Hell*
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AND I ZHOUGHT I WAZ A ZELF DEZTRUCTIVE IDIOT-
why are you yelling at your dad who is also your boss who is also the DEVIL?!?
that is like a sure fire way to get discorporated or whatever it is that happens to you
Because he made a STUPID FUCKING DECISION that could have KILLED HIM!
Youāve got to understand, our wings are a part of us. Theyāre not supposed to be cut off. Most demonsā wings burned in the Fall, but we still had them.
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EXCUZE ME WHAT HAVE I MIZZED???
why are you yelling at your dad who is also your boss who is also the DEVIL?!?
that is like a sure fire way to get discorporated or whatever it is that happens to you
Because he made a STUPID FUCKING DECISION that could have KILLED HIM!
Youāve got to understand, our wings are a part of us. Theyāre not supposed to be cut off. Most demonsā wings burned in the Fall, but we still had them.
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A Beelzeclub it zhall be.
#// Iāll get right to it#I have to put off showering for a while anyways //#beelz buzzez#azk beelz
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WHY doez tumblr not notify me anymore? Yez, a day zhould be enough.
I'd like to call the attention of every Beelzebub from every universe
Should we decide a name for like a group of us? (You know how humans name like a group of buffalos as a herd and so on)
I feel like swarm (like flies) could be the obvious choice but I'd like to hear some opinions
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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDNāT MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
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ā¦ zhe Buzznezz (you zpell it, I canāt type it)
I'd like to call the attention of every Beelzebub from every universe
Should we decide a name for like a group of us? (You know how humans name like a group of buffalos as a herd and so on)
I feel like swarm (like flies) could be the obvious choice but I'd like to hear some opinions
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We zhould. Iām in for zwarm, but glad to hear ozherz too.
I'd like to call the attention of every Beelzebub from every universe
Should we decide a name for like a group of us? (You know how humans name like a group of buffalos as a herd and so on)
I feel like swarm (like flies) could be the obvious choice but I'd like to hear some opinions
#beelz buzzez#azk beelz#// funny idea: collective beelz account when itās decided#just every beelz admin can get there and have swarm chaos#So Iām open to name ideas! //
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