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I hope every man involved in the making of star wars knows that carrie fisher was smarter and funnier than them

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Elie Saab | Spring/Summer 2024 Couture

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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

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Why did we go from this 👆 Santa Beard/Hair Combo, to that 👇 monstrosity.

Truly this is the worst timeline

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Ti's the season and what not, Bernard season

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All the Bernard art lately made me wanna repost some of my favs from last year in one place,, He’s so fun to draw 🥰

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and Sandra's on thin Ice after the Easter Bunny disrespect

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the santa clause show is soooo disappointing I had to draw my bf so I could calm down

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Betty in New York looking absolutely disGOSTed while she reluctantly takes pictures?

Icon.

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Mrs. Claus would like me to tell everyone about the performance being put on by a couple of the younger elves.

I think we should all go to support them! They're very proud of what they've put together, and they've worked very hard on it. If you're interested, it'll be held next Friday at 6:30 in Santa's Workshop

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All the Bernard art lately made me wanna repost some of my favs from last year in one place,, He’s so fun to draw 🥰

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ok wait also these bdhdgd the snowball fight ones still make me giggle

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Tis the season

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Season 2, Episode 6

Well, we finally know what Kris's purpose was, other than comic relief. Santapolis's whole purpose was to be a stopping point for Mad Santa where he and Olga could show the audience that they really aren't that bad, and since they obviously weren't going to be killed off (not that kind of Disney franchise!) they (or, at least, Magnus) needed another place to go. Yeah, okay. I'll buy that. Kris's purpose was to provide Magnus Antas with a new purpose. What do I think about this? Mm...it's fine. If Jack Frost can be thawed by a hug, why not?

So, when Magnus Antas put himself in the doghouse (pun intended) and said he was 'Werewolfing himself', that had me wondering if they were going to drop one of those little throw-away nuggets, like "Oh yeah, by the way, Werewolves are real. Anyway, I was a bad person, lock me up." If they're gearing up for a Christmas/Halloween crossover in Season 3 and it looks too much like a watered down version of The Hollow, I'm gonna sue! XD

Okay, seriously though, I didn't mind this episode all that much. Lots of tying up loose ends, though very little character development, and Scott finally pulled his head out of his butt and decided to be a good dad. I liked that Magnus actually helped him see where he made his mistakes. Didn't much care for the final confrontation, but it was interesting that the cocoa mug was actually the amulet. Noel is finally showing that he can be as bada$$ as his wife, which I LOVED!

The Betty/Olga fight seemed a bit forced to me, mostly because what can a toy sword do against an actual battle axe! And them fighting over the toy like...well, children. I know they look like children, but it's pretty much been established that they're adults, they can marry, they have jobs. So to be like "I want it!!!" "No, it's mine!!!" just fell a little flat to me. I much preferred what came after!

So, is the Elf/Gnome grudge all because Gnomes can't make toys, and Elves can't make useful things (like, excuse you, toys are useful, they serve a purpose!), so it's all about jealousy? Hm...interesting. You know, they could probably team up to make some pretty nice back to school stuff! Sure, it's useful, but who says it can't be fun to look at, or maybe have bells or charms hanging off it? Kids would eat that UP! Just look at all the Lisa Frank stuff that was all over the place before.

EB is normal again, and possibly a potty mouth. Love that. XD

Riley is back, and suddenly all is forgiven. Hate it.

And apparently Scott is NOT in Dutch with the Council for breaking nearly every rule in the book? This man is a Karma Houdini!

I guess Disney accomplished their goal, at least...they got us to watch and talk about it. I just wish they were more character oriented, because they sure as Hades ain't concerned about continuity!

Oh yeah, and Curtis is alive! So, why'd they call it 'Curtis-itis'? Hmmmm...

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Idk who needs to hear this, but god’s plan for you is to read your little gay fanfictions don’t worry you’re not wasting your time

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Incorrect quotes with y/n (The Santa Clause)

Little Charlie: A snow globe! Thanks...

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Scott: Who wants to go crazy for new year?!

Y/N, screams and trows a glass bowl on the floor

Bernard:

Curtis:

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Y/N, after the fight with toy santa: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

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Curtis: Bernard your speech was so good

Bernard: I'm elated, like didn't even like try, you look like improv

Curtis: Oh my god! Why can't you just take the fricking compliment?!

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Y/N: Wanna see how badass i am?

Y/N: *punches the wall*

Y/N: ...Could someone take me to the hospital?

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Bernard: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined

Y/N: Heck

Bernard: You're on thin fucking ice

Y/N: Oh no

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Y/N: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Bernard: It’s not a joke.

Bernard: *sniffles*

Bernard: I’m a legit snack.

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Bernard: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Curtis: But – that’s just a trash can.

Bernard: It sure is!

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Scott: I know you snuck out last night, Charlie.

Y/N: Play dumb!

Charlie: Who's Charlie?

Y/N: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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This should be considered a hate crime.