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This guy won’t leave

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*merlin voice* good news, you had a dad. bad news, he’s dead. no. why are you crying? stop crying. listen, I hung out with him for like 20 years, you didn’t miss much. he was a bit of a wanker. that’s why I- okay, stop crying. I don’t have a contingency plan for what to do if you’re a loser. get it together, arthur.

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I'm constantly impressed at people's ability to stretch anything to fit an acronym, but it's extremely impressive how well that fits.

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube

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a lot of people seem to have trouble accepting that cynical embittered teenagers are literally right about the education system. in fact when people express that something is making them suffer suicidally it generally means there is something wrong. big news for people who desperately fucking hate kids

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online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

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I don't remember who it was, but I remember somebody a while ago said that this particular MCR song synced up really well with the Saturday Shorts dance, and I've thought about that every time I listen to this song. I couldn't find the post, so I recreated it.

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Something about the pacing and editing of this bit when he just kept saying 3 really scratched my brain

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Onions and Garlic 2

OiI on canvas

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there used to be plants that cured you but now theres just vines with thorns and leaves with poison there used to be flowers with pussys you could fuck now theres just poison