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About that one Mr mime card where they're playing imaginary chess, do you think it could be a test of strength for them? Not only do they have to stay focused on the charade for however long the game lasts they also have to correctly envision the amount of squares on the board, remember the positions of their own pieces and their opponents pieces, and know the actual rules of chess, WHILE nothing is actually there. There are no chairs there is no board and the pieces don't exist. It all comes down to who can pretend better

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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count

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tumblr please stop showing me dating apps ads. i'll meet girls the old way; never

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I can only ever be in favour of Puerto Rico having the same rights as all other states, however, to avoid the issues with flag change, two other states will have to merge.

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Christmas gift for one of my friends

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you always fucking try to pull my arms and legs off by tying them to horses and having tge horses all run away in different directions and to be quite honest i'm fucking sick of it

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Before 204 is over does anyone want to admit they want to flog me in the village square

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what’s happening with santa

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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If elected as President, what changes would you make to labour laws?

Mandatory annual billionaire hunger games

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this embroidery isnt working out how i want and i dont wanna dooo ittttttt

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"there is something wrong with me" would imply theres something right with other people. which i dont believe

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her if/then pussy got me making a statement