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Dragon age having top surgery scars as an option in the character creator is like. Actually groundbreaking and I think we need to talk about it

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need to smoke in the parking lot here

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How I found out about trump getting shot

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ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

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r/selfhelp: Got the divine alchemy of the self confused with actual alchemy, accidentally turned my dick to gold. What do I do?

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

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WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

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me: hey sorry i'm late

conspiracy theory coworker: NASA just released another photo of earth once again doctored to make it not look flat 🙄🙄🙄🙄 I bet they deny the existence of dinosaurs behind the forbidden ice wall too...

trump coworker: did you hear the shooter was speaking with antifa before the event?

manager: why is everyone's productivity down .000000001%

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WE NEED TO KILL HIM

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My brother just posed this question at family dinner

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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps