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Marbles VS Bowling Balls

Would you rather shit a bowling ball or piss a marble? The age old question. What do teens really think?

2/37 people I interviewed for this statistic said they would rather piss a marble than shit a bowling ball. One of those 37 said that they've previously tried sounding and they thought a marble wouldn't be that bad and would actually be pleasurable.

The other 35 candidates for this experiment chose neither. The clear option to not piss a marble or shit a bowling ball shows the integrity of the participants minds to not be a beta slave to the media. Many of these participants identify as sigma males and have multiple partners they engage in anal, vaginal, and oral sex with.

If at the beginning, you pondered on the question and gave your answer, here is what each answer means.

Bowling Ball: You are a powerful alpha male who has great strength, to believe a bowling ball will come out of your anus and you will be fine is very cocky and we know you have a big one. ;)

Neither: You are the powerful sigma mind, unafraid to show your true inner wolf. You have big fat balls and everyone wants to see them. You don't care for things up your ass or in your dick which is what makes you super mega straight and super mega hot.

Marble: You are an omega, nothing wrong with being used for breeding! You have your own unique qualities but often you have beta cuck tendencies and you can learn a lot from your masters. You exude small energy, so adorable! If you wanna reach your potential you need to stop listening to Joe Rogan and start pumping that iron. Some tips you can follow are get a signature scent, something clean, not cheesy, and talk more confidently to women.

Hope you enjoyed!