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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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Santa's Reindeer will be well taken care of tonight 😉🦌🎅🏼🎄

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I feel like trump looking likely to beat a more competent and qualified female candidate twice, both being the only times a woman has been a nominated presidential candidate, is a real blow to the psyche for all women and girls in the U.S.. It seems to deliver a message of "no matter how put-together, professional, and smart you are, you will always lose to the dumbest, loudest man in the room."

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gay_irl

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lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

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Reddit just discovered color theory

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@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

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the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.

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WAKE UP BABE NEW DASHCON JUST DROPPED

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so apparently radithor is actually real

radiation juice yum yum

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there's some upsides to these sorts of things

fits in pocket btw

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Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

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It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

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