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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

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do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

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Someone is getting a tarot reading and the first card is Death

The person doing the reading explains that death is usually a metaphor, and refers to a large change

The second card is The Tower

They explain that the tower often refers to tragedy when asked if that means death they say it can but doesn't always

The third card is Someone Is Actually For Real Going To Die

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Change my meme (a replacement 'Change my mind' template) - template post - Imgur

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God, there really is nothing like 20s detective fiction to remind you that prejudice is a social construct.

You'll have a story with a crossdressing thief which is mildly transmisogynistic but completely devoid of modern vitriol; it literally comes off as "here is a fun oddity that lets me be Clever about French grammar"

And in the very next story you will learn fifteen different slurs for Italians

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part of what makes tragedies tragic is the story being preventable from the outside but unpreventable from the inside

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tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

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Spouse and I are in Rome.

He went to church as a kid yet I know more about religion than he does. (Thanks fallen catholic father that likes to info dump about church architecture and studying a lot of history) Which means the bar is basically on the ground.

Rome is literally full of churches and they are pretty and free. So now we are on St. Sebastian scavenger hunt

Him: how do we know which one is St. Sebastian?

Me: he’s the ripped one being shot with arrows and often looks like he might be a little into it. Oh look, there he is

Him: oh wow, I was not expecting that description to be that accurate

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me: man i sure wish i could view images on a digital screen using an efficient 24-bit color display

the nefarious RGB tri-color LEDs:

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She is obsessed with him. (Btw her name is Petunia and my black beast is Atreyu).

He’s given up trying to get away from her. They sleep like this almost every night.

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