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“listen to your body” what if my body says do whatever you want all the time

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@itsveryfuckingconfused where are you on the list

you wanted weird asks, so I’m gonna try my hand at this. I gotta stop moping around, anyway.

Uh… fuck marry kill: Wick, Frankie, Scott

-Daniel 🧷

Jesus. You know, this actually isn't too bad. I think my lineup is pretty decent.

Fuck: Scott

Marry: Francis

Kill: Wick

No hard feelings, Wick. I'd just like to see Scott have intercourse with a man. Not like he hasn't before. Plus, you ask to get beat up a lot.

Also, hey, Daniel. I saw your intro post earlier. Nice for this to be our first time interacting.

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WHAT THE FUCK I MINDLESSLY SCROLLED FOR TWO HOURS AND ACTUALLY REACHED THE END OF THE HOMEPAGE. Tumblr is telling me to go do my job…

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@nonbinary-frog73

do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like

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paparazzi - lady gaga / chainshipping

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the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

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new year wishes

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it’s more like Leon or Teruteru

breaking up with a “nice guy” always feels like a danganronpa trial. I just gotta put together all the facts supporting why I’m breaking up with him. I gotta present them gently and calmly. Once he realizes what’s going on, he’s gonna turn into a completely different person and scream at me about how I’m wrong about everything I’ve ever said in my life. Then I gotta find the weak spots in his arguments, do a start-to-finish recap of what made me decide to leave him, and put my foot down for the last time while he’s still screaming at me and calling me a bitch & a liar. Maybe after a few minutes he’ll have a somber monologue of “fine, go ahead and leave me, just like everyone else does. I always knew this would happen.” And then he’s just out of my life and I gain access to something new.

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errm s yeas Can i get uhhh h ..Thre.. no. 4 Packst of sour Gummy 's plaese . ya. thak you !!

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Saw bts picks are like nothing else

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If I was a deer I would also stand in the middle of the road staring into the headlights. this is because It's my destiny.

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I swear I’ve never actually seen a post that says anything bad about Jill Tuck. I know they definitely exist because ppl talk about them quite often here, but like… the general sentiment toward Jill seems to be really positive. There are a lot of “stop hating on Jill” posts but I’ve never actually seen someone do it.

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VI moment

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i couldn’t get the boy to kill me but i wore his jacket for the longest time