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any given communist in south korea is braver than every single Yankee troop who has ever lived or died.
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voy a hacer un chiste estupido no me odien
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t-shirt that reads "BE SUSPICIOUS OF THAT WHICH IS LABELLED AS APOLITICAL" on the front and "NOTICE WHAT IS PERCEIVED AS EXPLICITLY POLITICAL" on the back
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losing it at him talking about knockoff merch with his pr officer (who doesn't speak spanish) sitting right next to him
– When I arrived at Interlagos, I saw all the street vendors selling knockoff merch and thousands of argentinians saying "Give me a Colapinto cap! A t-shirt!". Only one vendor had it and he said "I traveled by car, they confiscated all my caps, so I don't have caps but I have t-shirts!", we were like "how did you do it then?!" and he said "I wore all 150 t-shirts!". There was the Colapinto t-shirt, all argentinians going crazy! He sold them out! – What a genius. It's incredible. I'm sure the sold out was insane. The amount of people was impressive, I've never seen something like that. Well, in Argentina if someone's not making money it's because they don't want to! Everyone finds a way to be there, to support, to sell, in any situation they always come up with something. – Besides, you had endorsed the bootleg merch! You had endorsed it! – I endorsed it, I gave them some publicity! They have to thank me! I'm currently wearing the original... They're next to me- [subtly points at his PR officer] – Yes, I don't want you to get in trouble!
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If any part of your plan involves the words "nobody could be that stupid", please be prepared to be proven wrong at any minute at a moment's notice. Pay in mind that the person determined to prove you wrong may already be aware of this assumption, and is already approaching your current location at an alarming speed.
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The prettiest girl around and everyone favorite princess : the carnotaurus.
I agree with prehistoric planet they probably used their puny arm for seducing eachothers.
I found differents theory regarding their head so as usual i choose the one i found funnier.
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people on bluesky are talking about "fighting for transgender inclusivity in the US military because of what it represents about the US military's values." girl you mean imperialism and resource extraction? there is no hope for these people.
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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it
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are you or have you ever been a straight-A student?
#only for one year in history#guy said the first day of class 'I don't give 10s so don't get your hopes up' and I ended up with all 10s#at the first parent-teacher meetings he saw my parents#got up#and said 'you're X's parents? please take a seat!'
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