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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

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Free Money

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ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

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Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

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i'll tell myself not to be corny but i always find myself on the cob....

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italiana marcille

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NEVER bring an elven shoegaze producer to a dwarven industrial rave I watched my homie Shi'kaal the Introspective get torn limb from limb in the pit 😭😭😭

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Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.

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when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

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Guys will live in a house like this and really see no issue

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good afternoon

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