horsegirlalexkralie

[horsegirlalexkralie]

going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

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I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE

Brad Rohloff

Commercial Engraving on Machete (Materials Study)

2014

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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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screenshot redraw :-)

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fuckkk i just hit slenderman with my car and my insurance says they won't cover it

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tim and dog

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dude get out of here

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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

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sometimes jay is such a socially awkward terrible liar that i have to pause the video and think a little

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we're doomed by the narrative quick let's fuck nasty to subvert it

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hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

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Yes, Brian is obsessed with Jay we know this, but to be fair. Jay is also kinda obsessed with him too. Its a mutual thing.

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[horsegirlalexkralie]

Hello, Mr Sutton. I have a question for you. Masky (or Tim) If she was a woman at that time, how do you think she would have dressed? Can you explain with visuals or just explain?? :D(I know, it was a ridiculous question. But all of a sudden, you were bored, and I thought of this, and I wanted to ask you. :p)

what makes u think she would dress any different

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sorry for no original posts ive. gotten really into other things. rn its severance but i cant resist banging my favorite barbies around in my new playset

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“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him

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Alex Kralie would have called himself a metrosexual all the way up until his mid to late twenties in which he would finally have realized that, wait, yeah actually he Is a faggot…..crazy