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let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

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Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

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I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ��revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

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horse whose mouth and nose are very close to the camera it is flashing a silly smile with its tongue sticking out of its mouth the sky is painted in the soft yet sharp half sun of morning and this horse is ready to seize the day with laughter in its heart

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this is a poem to me

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holy shit you’re posting again

Yeehaw

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Horse item: Shoes of Toes Up Heels Down

hmmm

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having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

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Source

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horse reaching through a window to gain access to a phone picking it up with its mouth this call must have been urgent if the horse could not wait to walk to the door and instead had to sprint to the window to pick up the phone

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horse in its stall reaching its head around the door to attempt to grasp a nearby apple in its mouth one can see from the crazed look in its eyes that this horse has a hankering for some apples and who is to blame it in its pursuit of a delicious treat

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Less accurate for them to say horse actually. All horses are ponies. On average, about 3 ponies are labeled as horses at any given time.

nobody asked me, but I’m telling you anyway: a pony is not a baby horse

Seriously. “Pony” is used to refer to certain breeds of horse that are generally smaller in size. There’s no hard and fast rule for what constitutes a pony between different breeds, regions of the world, or even different riding traditions. A baby horse OR pony is called a foal. Female foals are sometimes called fillies. Male foals are sometimes called colts. Young horses are often referred to as “filly” or “colt” (but not foal) until they’re a few years old. 

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Since you are blatantly lying about it:

That's the post, those are my comments.

None of the people you are accusing of making fun of you for having had a head injury are doing that. They're acknowledging your behavior is consistent.

I then personally got in a brief back and forth about the Michael Barisone situation because I think it's wrong to compare the situations and I think it's wrong to ever defend Barisone.

You are lying.

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I’m not stealing your identity, you fool, I think very carefully about how I can convince you subconsciously to reblog my posts so that I can survive off of your followers

What do you think about the people claiming that horses aren’t dangerous at all and people who say they can hurt people are too lazy to train them?

I think if people moved beyond asking and answering the same rhetoric we’ve been discussing since the dawn of horsblr that’d be neat