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Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

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How do I tell a guy he's the coolest and I wanna kiss him

first remember that men are the root of all evil. then reconsider.

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tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

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honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

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I made gijinkas out of my AC Villagers!! These were a lotta fun, makes me all the more attached to them all 😭💕

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we got da power of the gods AND anime on our side

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i look pretty good but i need more particle effects honestly

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how are yall under 5'2. grow longer bones

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me, a stag beetle: *grabs you with my pincers and launches you 50 feet*

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me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like

me now that the heat is Here: 

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cishets are so funny "ok but how likely is it that EVERYONE in a friend group is gay/trans" it is in fact extremely likely because y'all are unbearable to hang out with

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Pray for my cat. Nothing wrong with her she's just dumb.

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good nightcore sleep tightcore don’t let the bedbugs bitecore

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all saints street opening

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just had a flashback to me in 3rd grade absolutely blissed out just staring at this pic

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🎥 by Unknown (Please let me know!)

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Red tailed Catfish Figure // FoxLuuCreations