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[horrorofthewoods]

Hmmmm it tastes like a mixture of beef and pork to me and it depends on how you cook it. Seasoning yes but just throwing it in a pan no

Good evening listeners, this is Marsha Capgras (please, don't thankk me for the dialectics) from FM 77.6 on the Mary Bell Community Radio! Remember to tune in at 8 PM!

Well, listeners, if you were listening to the radio earlier, you'd know today went quite unexpectedly! I was at the "Certified Boy Lover" Concert, so I could give you all something to report on, and Drake got shot! Twice, listeners! He got shot twice! In the same place! Isn't that absurd, listeners??! I apologize for my erratic behavior. I'm simply in shock, y'see. Also, some of you kind people have been asking about my Creature and the Skeletons in My Closet. They're doing great! My Creature has recently learned it can change its physical form, so every time I see it, it's something new! Right now, it is taking the form of...Oh, dear God... The Skeletons in My Closet have been confirmed to be alive. There is no need to worry! They have taken to playing card games in the closet. Thank you again for all of the kind questions! Keep them coming! Finally, we have a guest today: @horrorofthewoods. Welcome them!

[horrorofthewoods]

Pretty nice I just run around in the woods and hunt shit. Deer taste nice even without being cooked

Good evening listeners, this is Marsha Capgras (please, don't thankk me for the dialectics) from FM 77.6 on the Mary Bell Community Radio! Remember to tune in at 8 PM!

Well, listeners, if you were listening to the radio earlier, you'd know today went quite unexpectedly! I was at the "Certified Boy Lover" Concert, so I could give you all something to report on, and Drake got shot! Twice, listeners! He got shot twice! In the same place! Isn't that absurd, listeners??! I apologize for my erratic behavior. I'm simply in shock, y'see. Also, some of you kind people have been asking about my Creature and the Skeletons in My Closet. They're doing great! My Creature has recently learned it can change its physical form, so every time I see it, it's something new! Right now, it is taking the form of...Oh, dear God... The Skeletons in My Closet have been confirmed to be alive. There is no need to worry! They have taken to playing card games in the closet. Thank you again for all of the kind questions! Keep them coming! Finally, we have a guest today: @horrorofthewoods. Welcome them!

[horrorofthewoods]

I was collecting it to see what was in it

It’s 40% water 30% nuclear waste 29.999999% pollutants an 0.000001% an unknown pathogen which is what turned me into a horror

Good evening listeners, this is Marsha Capgras (please, don't thankk me for the dialectics) from FM 77.6 on the Mary Bell Community Radio! Remember to tune in at 8 PM!

Well, listeners, if you were listening to the radio earlier, you'd know today went quite unexpectedly! I was at the "Certified Boy Lover" Concert, so I could give you all something to report on, and Drake got shot! Twice, listeners! He got shot twice! In the same place! Isn't that absurd, listeners??! I apologize for my erratic behavior. I'm simply in shock, y'see. Also, some of you kind people have been asking about my Creature and the Skeletons in My Closet. They're doing great! My Creature has recently learned it can change its physical form, so every time I see it, it's something new! Right now, it is taking the form of...Oh, dear God... The Skeletons in My Closet have been confirmed to be alive. There is no need to worry! They have taken to playing card games in the closet. Thank you again for all of the kind questions! Keep them coming! Finally, we have a guest today: @horrorofthewoods. Welcome them!

[horrorofthewoods]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK the needle fell and I panicked and hit the plunger

Good evening listeners, this is Marsha Capgras (please, don't thankk me for the dialectics) from FM 77.6 on the Mary Bell Community Radio! Remember to tune in at 8 PM!

Well, listeners, if you were listening to the radio earlier, you'd know today went quite unexpectedly! I was at the "Certified Boy Lover" Concert, so I could give you all something to report on, and Drake got shot! Twice, listeners! He got shot twice! In the same place! Isn't that absurd, listeners??! I apologize for my erratic behavior. I'm simply in shock, y'see. Also, some of you kind people have been asking about my Creature and the Skeletons in My Closet. They're doing great! My Creature has recently learned it can change its physical form, so every time I see it, it's something new! Right now, it is taking the form of...Oh, dear God... The Skeletons in My Closet have been confirmed to be alive. There is no need to worry! They have taken to playing card games in the closet. Thank you again for all of the kind questions! Keep them coming! Finally, we have a guest today: @horrorofthewoods. Welcome them!

[horrorofthewoods]

It hurt a lot cause my bones shifted and reformed. So uh funny story I don’t remember much about myself I think I went to college and had a degree with something to do with computers, uhhhh I think I collected spiders and my favorite food is venison

Good evening listeners, this is Marsha Capgras (please, don't thankk me for the dialectics) from FM 77.6 on the Mary Bell Community Radio! Remember to tune in at 8 PM!

Well, listeners, if you were listening to the radio earlier, you'd know today went quite unexpectedly! I was at the "Certified Boy Lover" Concert, so I could give you all something to report on, and Drake got shot! Twice, listeners! He got shot twice! In the same place! Isn't that absurd, listeners??! I apologize for my erratic behavior. I'm simply in shock, y'see. Also, some of you kind people have been asking about my Creature and the Skeletons in My Closet. They're doing great! My Creature has recently learned it can change its physical form, so every time I see it, it's something new! Right now, it is taking the form of...Oh, dear God... The Skeletons in My Closet have been confirmed to be alive. There is no need to worry! They have taken to playing card games in the closet. Thank you again for all of the kind questions! Keep them coming! Finally, we have a guest today: @horrorofthewoods. Welcome them!

[horrorofthewoods]

Hi my name’s Horror glad to meet you Marsha

Good evening listeners, this is Marsha Capgras (please, don't thankk me for the dialectics) from FM 77.6 on the Mary Bell Community Radio! Remember to tune in at 8 PM!

Well, listeners, if you were listening to the radio earlier, you'd know today went quite unexpectedly! I was at the "Certified Boy Lover" Concert, so I could give you all something to report on, and Drake got shot! Twice, listeners! He got shot twice! In the same place! Isn't that absurd, listeners??! I apologize for my erratic behavior. I'm simply in shock, y'see. Also, some of you kind people have been asking about my Creature and the Skeletons in My Closet. They're doing great! My Creature has recently learned it can change its physical form, so every time I see it, it's something new! Right now, it is taking the form of...Oh, dear God... The Skeletons in My Closet have been confirmed to be alive. There is no need to worry! They have taken to playing card games in the closet. Thank you again for all of the kind questions! Keep them coming! Finally, we have a guest today: @horrorofthewoods. Welcome them!

[horrorofthewoods]

Fellow anomaly. I would love to interview you. ~ M. Capgras

Oh uh sure I guess

[horrorofthewoods]

(Horror shows up dragging a deer carcass behind him)

Hey guys I got the deer as promised

Thank you everyone for coming out tonight I should’ve specified Eastern Daylight Savings Time

Now then reminder the HOA wants grass below 2 inches

I brought biscuits and rose jam, I hope nobody minds.

This should be a nice experience… I’ll finally get a break from having to constantly deal with anomalies!

-MBRA Hotline Intern #2341

[horrorofthewoods]

This is why you don't fuck with my water.

~~Flood~~

It wasn’t even your water it was a different lake I was testing for pollutants

[horrorofthewoods]

You found a letter addressed to you! It's hard to read due to the way the letters are messily placed, but the message reads: Hello! You sound like a nice horror. I'm a horror too, if you ever find me, say hello!

The letter is signed, reading a simple "-F". There is a small symbol in the upper right corner of the paper.

Oh wow I didn’t know there were other horrors in these woods

[horrorofthewoods]

Guess who pissed in the lake water.

Wrong lake bitch there was no piss in the sample I had

[horrorofthewoods]

Hi I’m. Uh. I may have forgotten my name but just call me Horror I guess. I turned into a horror after accidentally injecting myself with water from one of the MBRA’s lakes. Oops

Main blog is @1-kora-baraca

Daily blog is @sketches-3d-daily

Yeah

[horrorofthewoods]

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.

~~Flood~~

Luckily I haven’t instead now I’m a horror. And also I can only eat meat now which kinda sucks

[horrorofthewoods]

Does this mean I can come if I escape the enclosure they put me in (I snuck my phone in)

The will be a cookout downtown at 9:30 everyone is invited(Except Steve) complimentary drinks will be served and you will get a funky pin.

(Note: This does include the local wildlife and horrors)

…Will there be whiskey?

-MBRA Hotline Intern #2341