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I might be a *little* out of line here but I would go with a milk chocolate or white chocolate because

A) Reece's are very much a hit or miss chocolate, and not everyone likes them

B) Reece's are WAY more likely to trigger unexpected allergic reactions then any other chocolate

It’s National Doctors Week and I got the two male physicians I work with a card and a big bag of mini Reese’s-I know the one I’ve worked longer likes them but I’m not sure if the new one I work with does (he’s so nice that he would never say if he didn’t)

Are Reese’s safe to go with? Do most people like them?

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I might be a *littleeeee* out of line here, but I personally would get like a milk chocolate or something just incase he's

A) allergic to anything in Reece's (they have a stupid amount of allergens in them)

B) he doesn't like them (they're a bit of a hit or miss product)

It’s National Doctors Week and I got the two male physicians I work with a card and a big bag of mini Reese’s-I know the one I’ve worked longer likes them but I’m not sure if the new one I work with does (he’s so nice that he would never say if he didn’t)

Are Reese’s safe to go with? Do most people like them?

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Mine

"Get the fuck out of my house!" You find yourself yelling as you slam the door shut. Your slimy now-ex boyfriend slinks out of the door as you slump against it, tears streaming down your face.

You had met Lucas at a bar in your local town when you first started uni. You were young, attractive, and available to work odd hours, so you were pretty much hired on the spot.

Lucus had never given you much attention, treating you more like a trophy then an actual person. The bar job did introduce you to some incredible people though.

The bar is a Navy bar that goes by the name of Top Deck. It's a good job, keeps you busy and constantly meeting new people.

You're pulled out of your own thoughts when you hear a car door slam outside and you physically flinch, figuring that Lucus doubled back.

You relax though when you hear an insistent knock at the door, followed by the panicked voice of your childhood best friend.

"Emily! Open the door!" His voice rings out.

You stand up on unsteady feet and unlock the door.

You're sure you look a mess, with blood dripping down your face and arms, wide, bloodshot eyes, and tears and snot covering most of your face.

Bob doesn't skip a beat, instantly pulling you into his arms and cradling your head under his chin. For the first time in weeks, you relax.

The two of you stay like that for a long time, but eventually, he pulls back, studying your face. You tense, waiting for the questions, but it never comes. Instead he simply tuts softly and pushes the hair out of your face with trembling hands.

"You look like a mess, Em. Can I run you a bath?" He asks, quickly wiping away at a stray tear tracking down the side of his face.

You let out a watery laugh and nod against his chest, reluctant to let him move away from you.

It takes a couple of hours of him helping to clean you and dress you, but eventually you're all cleaned up and feeling a little better.

You emerge from the bathroom to find Bob struggling to unfold the lazy sofa. You clearly your throat to get his attention and he recoils like he was burnt.

"... I have work" You say slowly, a single eyebrow raised at his odd positioning of his hands in front of him.

"Huh? What? No. You're not going to work after what that dickhead did." He protests, a flare of anger in his eyes.

"I don't have a choice. Penny said a new shipment just came in and she needs the help."

"Fine... but be careful?" He pleads, still in his odd, slouched over position with his hands clasped together.

"I always am." You smile, and before you can think too hard about it, you press a quick kiss to his forehead before grabbing your keys and disappearing out the door.

Tagging: @mynameismckenziemae

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1. Natasha "Phoenix" Trace (Top Gun)

2 Enola Holmes (Enola Holmes)

3 Felicity Smock (Arrow)

4 Caitlyn Snow (The Flash

5 Kiara (Outer Banks)

6 Wanda Maximoff (Marvel/Wandavision)

7 Alex (The Medorian Chronicles)

8 Beth (Little Women)

I dont have anyone to tag :(

Thank you for the tag @phoenix-rising-starbird-one and @beautifulandvoid

In honour of International Women's Day, list eight of your favourite fictional women from eight different fandoms, in no particular order.

1. Kya Clark (Where the Crawdads Sing)

2. Natasha "Phoenix" Trace (Top Gun: Maverick)

4. Elizabeth Zott (Lessons in Chemistry)

5. Natasha Romanoff (Marvel)

6. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

7. Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

8. I might get hate for this one, but Feyre and Nesta Archeron (ACOTAR)

No pressure tags: @lexixstewart @dizzybee03 @roosterforme @seitmai @delopsia @withahappyrefrain @bobbyfloyd @shanimallina87 @blindedbythelightt @that-one-fangirl69 @livelaflindgren @ahotmesswithprivilege @lunatygerqueen @hornyfandomrambles @youtoldmenottothink

Please feel free to do this if you want!

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*checks list of stuff i gotta write* *sighs* *adds to list*

Hehehehe

May I ever so politely ask for a little drabble about Bradley handing over control to Jake?

Nothing went Bradley’s way today. He feels like he’s being pulled in a million different directions and if one more person asks him for something, he might lose it.

Jake clocks it as soon as he gets home. Just by the way he greets him at the door; his voice strained, exhausted.

“Go sit down,” Jake says, nodding toward the couch, “I’ll bring you a beer and we can have dinner in the living room tonight.”

“But I-”

“I wasn’t asking,” Jake cuts him off. Bradley hides his shiver at the sudden shift of power.

“Yes sir,” Bradley replies sarcastically as he turns toward the couch, not in the mood to give into submission that easily, instead wanting Jake to pry it from his fingers.

A slow smirk pulls at Jake’s lips as he watches him walk away.

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Never mind, i remembered its my blog, and i can do what I want on here.

A) oh my god I'm love the idea of switching up dynamics with Jake in the bedroom. ESPECIALLY if we were to switch roles multiple times in one night.

B) I'm just imagining Jake being more of a brat then usual, and when Bradley "punishes" him, he literally flips Bradley over, taking charge.

Do you perchance have any bottom/sub Bradley fic recs?

What are your thoughts of a switch! Reader getting with Jake and switching who's domming while in the middle of spicy times?

Or switch Bradley with switch Jake

Jake would start out dominant; pushing you up against the front door as soon as it’s closed, carrying you to the bedroom with hands kneading your ass and tossing you on the bed. He’d fall into the cradle of your open thighs before grinding against you, losing himself…and that’s when you flip the switch (pun intended). It’s not hard to use your weight to straddle him, pinning his hands above his head with yours…

IMO, Bradley takes the lead most of the time, but can just tell when Jake is itching to take control and is happy to hand it over (though I do love reading about Bradley bottoming too).

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I'll let this speak for itself (I don't want to be TOO horny on here)

What are your thoughts of a switch! Reader getting with Jake and switching who's domming while in the middle of spicy times?

Or switch Bradley with switch Jake

Jake would start out dominant; pushing you up against the front door as soon as it’s closed, carrying you to the bedroom with hands kneading your ass and tossing you on the bed. He’d fall into the cradle of your open thighs before grinding against you, losing himself…and that’s when you flip the switch (pun intended). It’s not hard to use your weight to straddle him, pinning his hands above his head with yours…

IMO, Bradley takes the lead most of the time, but can just tell when Jake is itching to take control and is happy to hand it over (though I do love reading about Bradley bottoming too).

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Please be trolling

Please be trolling

Please be trolling

Please be trolling

Please be trolling

OK so obviously that anon is wrong, females can obviously orgasm

But, it is really obvious that you support those mentally ill men dressing as men. It's sad, I thought I could trust you to support women, but you've obviously been claimed by the woke mind virus. I'll pray for your recovery 🙏🙏

Yes, I support people doing whatever the fuck they want to with their bodies. Not my body, not my business. If that bothers you, block me.

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I'm so curious... elaborate

I'm so sorry you get so many mean anon McKenzie :(

On a brighter note, what are your thoughts of a bi Bob (for the all 3 fic you're talking about)

Eh, it is what it is 🤷🏻‍♀️ I try to not let it bother me.

Ooo, I think Bob would have to be bi, or at least somewhat curious.

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Follow up sketches for this of Jake riding Bradley’s thigh 😎

Thank you @ghostlykiss for the inspiration💙💙💙 specifically this because i cant stop thinking about it:

“And I just love the idea of Jake goading Bradley and being smug about it, and Bradley just slotting his thigh up until Jake is sitting on it”

and also the bit about Bradley fucking the smugness out of Jake (to go with my sketches for Jake fucking the angst out of Bradley🤣)

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I...?

There's so much to unpack here. What in the everloving hell are you babbling about sir?

Pff. You can always tell its the feminists that write these things. The clitoris doesn't exist, and females can't orgasm. Just tell everyone you're one of those transgenders and move on. Don't drag a classic movie into this woke nonsense.

lol what the fuck?

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(I may or may not already have an all 3 fic in the works)

... have you ever written a fic of all 3 at once?

You mean Bob, Jake and Bradley at the same time?

I have not…yet 😏 you’re giving me ideas.

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... all 3 at the same time or...?

I'm kidding I'm kidding (or am I?)

Oh McKenzie you spoil us.

Fmk

Bob, Jake, bradley

Fuck: all three please and thank you.

Marry: Bob. I just know he’d be the best husband ever.

Kill: myself because you’re making me choose 😂

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Oh man! You're so lucky McKenzie, I never get asks like this (or just asks at all lmao)

I agree with almost everything but

I personally believe that Bradley is actually the one more likely to have anxiety. "Always sitting on the perch, waiting for the right moment" just screams over thinking to me.

Jake 100% came out of the closet first. Jake's too cocky to stay in the closet long, i fear.

Jake has better pecs and ass, but Bradley has better thighs and belly (can I say that? Is that rude?)

Also, I think Jake is more likely to ghost the reader, but Bradley is more likely to ghost Jake (maybe he's coming to terms with his sexuality??)

Hi!!! Just wanted to pick your brain on our favourite 2 boys (Bradley and Jake)

Who's most likely to have a panic attack?

Who's came out of the closet first?

Who's most likely to have anxiety?

Who's most likely to do period sex?

Who's most likely to cum from eating you out?

Who's most likely to ghost you the day after?

Who's got better pecs?

Who's got a better ass?

Who is more likely to take you on a dinner date?

I love getting asks like these 😊

Who’s most likely to have a panic attack/who’s more likely to have anxiety? Jake was the first to come to mind when I read this. He’s good at masking it though.

Who came out of the closet first? Bradley. Jake’s from Texas and that speaks for itself (no offense to any Texas followers. It’s still frowned upon where I’m from too).

Who’s more likely to have period sex? Both. Jake lets you initiate that week in case you’re not feeling up to it. Bradley isn’t pushy but he likes to remind you that orgasms are great for cramps 😉

Who’s more likely to cum from eating you out? Bradley. He gets so into it and doesn’t even realize he’s been rutting into the mattress until it’s too late. (Jake would 100% too, but he knows not to jerk off while he’s doing it.)

Who’s more likely to ghost you the day after? Bradley. That boy has some serious abandonment issues so he leaves before you can leave him.

Who’s got better pecs? Ugh they’re both so nice 😩 but Jake’s are just so grabbable.

Who’s got a better ass? I say Jake only because of this:

Who’s more likely to take you on a dinner date? I think both. Jake would wine and dine you before taking you home. Bradley would after figuring out you’re more than just a hookup.

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Whoops!! Forgot to turn on my asks when I sent up this blog.

You guys should be able to send asks now 😬

2: who did you last say I love you to.

My little brother. He's still in high school and everything, but we're very close and we always make sure to say I love you before one of us leaves, just in case the worst happens. (Sorry, that got really morbid really quick)

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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Oh whoops!! I forgot to turn on my asks. I'm really sorry to the 3 people that I know I exists haha, you can send in asks now!!

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I'm bored, why not?

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?