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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
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Don’t spend too much time with your family tomorrow we still need you here to post ok?
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you ever see a post and know immediately “oh i’m integrating this one into my vocabulary”
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HE’S ONLY GETTING PAID 13 GOLD TO MURDER SOMEONE??? EXCUSE ME😭 PAY THIS MAN HIS WORTH!!
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sometimes all you need is a hug
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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
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I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
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Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you
Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur
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MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD
I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD
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