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I'm obsessed with this tweet

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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

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bro is not driving that damn car

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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

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I've always found the end of Journal 3 a bit strange, but one of the specific things is ford throwing his journals into the bottomless pit. It's kinda cool as a concept, but it really doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

The bottomless pit basically makes it so the fate is unknown of whatever goes in. it could come back, it could end up somewhere else, or it could continue falling for eternity.

ford has attempted to hide his journals before, but they were all found. Gideon even dug up the 2nd one and used it to terrorize the town and even ford's own family.

so I don't think ford would be blind to these outcomes, its happened before why wouldn't it happen again? I think the thought of the journals falling through the pit and wounding up in the hands of someone more powerful than an 8 year old would be enough to keep him up at night. the forever uncertainty would kill him.

then I think, well maybe he would burn them with everything else?

however, I think it's important to remember how much these journals meant to him. despite the memories they carry now, they were once his sole confidant in six years of solitude.

even if ford felt any sort of connection to them now, he probably felt like he had to get rid of them.

he probably felt that his work was a burden to those he cared about. that he would have to make the sacrifice to part with them.

I think it would be a great dilemma for him. So I believe he gave them to someone. I think a lot of people would assume it would be Dipper, but to me what it comes down to is that it would have to be someone ford could fully trust.

it would be someone who could see the value in his work despite his mistakes. someone who could fully understand where his passion came from at the very start.

so i believe he gave them to fiddleford

I think fiddleford has had an interest in Ford's old journals ever since his memory started to recover. he remembers something new each time he reads them. fiddleford would be able to keep them safe, keeping ford's mind at ease knowing someone was keeping an eye on them.

and I think that would be enough for him

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the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade

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the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade

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Redditors when your hair is not pin straight:

First you need to get a "Sopping" cream to sop your hair. Then after you sop your hair you must rinse it and Plop your hair. Once your hair has been plopped you have to get a "Stinking" cream, its 30$. Once you've plopped and stinked your hair now you need to to the "zooshka" method of drying your hair. Then once you zooshed, plopped, stinked, and slopped your hair, you need to brush it out. Then it will look like a middle aged woman going to a PTA meeting. Hope this has helped

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Bugs Bunny flashed his pussy at Batman a la Basic Instinct

MultiVersus: Collision Detected #2 - "Sequence Breaking" (2024) written by Bryan Q. Miller art by Jon Sommariva & Matt Herms

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I simply cannot hate a character who takes pride and joy in killing Nazis. He's a cold-blooded American, we used to CELEBRATE that kind of thing.

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from nowhere to nowhere