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All or nothing duo strikes again

This looked funnier in my head

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Some wips~ and I have a blue sky (polararts)

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i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

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i really dont know why trans men convince themselves that they need special afab boxers from the women and nonbinary store at $20 a pop. you are being sold a product bitch

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things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy

things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’

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Pipe expanding machine

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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this account will NOT be posting any jumpscares or screamers this Thanksgiving

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the filling in question was chicken

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the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

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Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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My latest New Scientist cartoon

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday