hordeofcorvids

[hordeofcorvids]

it’s me boy the ring of power speaking to you inside your brain listen to me boy leave the fellowship we don’t need them

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it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

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you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

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How your email finds me 🚬💀

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Cease your studying my little pupil.

You gazed into the black pond long enough. Your eyes are tired from hundreds of images they've witnessed. Your ears ringing from speeches, noises and howls. Your curiosity satiated. You must have spent your time well. Certainly.

Show me the fruits of your endeavours. Finish the experiment I started before you. Do. Not. Disappoint me.

౨ৎ Finish the experiment with:

ᯓ A Match.

ᯓ Drops of Water.

ᯓ Wings of a Fly.

ᯓ A Pebble.

✦Special thanks to @mayaminamoto for proofreading✦

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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

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Can I be so 100% honest rn every time I see someone like freaking out scandalized by sexual elements in horror I'm kind of just sitting here like Yeah dude I love combining the erotic and grotesque it's my favorite pastime. What do you mean "the writer's barely disguised fetish" are we supposed to be disguising it? I think the throat-fuck guy is perfect for directing the new alien movie. Get with it

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I suspect somewhere along the line we collectively decided internet safety meant only avoiding sexual predators & that's one of the reasons cults and hate groups can thrive online

A holistic internet safety curriculum would be maybe 10% avoiding and dealing with sexually predatory behaviors, 40% mental health skill teaching focused on self-regulation and self-esteem, and 50% How To Spot And Avoid Manipulation (anti-scam, anti-cult, anti-misinfo, anti-advertising, etc). Hell, most of the skills you use to steer clear of harmful groups also help protect against sexual predators online!

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I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?

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biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

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no villain did it like professor ratigan. he was voiced by vincent price. he was a rodent that had a pet cat that ate his enemies. he had a freaky monstrous form that he turned into during the climax of the film. he was the moriarty of mousedom. he recorded himself singing a farewell ballad that he played over his archenemies almost murder. he was a rat and

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I love it when there's a guy who lost their name. forgot it, discarded it, don't use it, can't use it, had it stolen, even just when a title is used to avoid saying it. all good stuff

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as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

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Several masked and leather-aproned court alchemists using iron tongs to remove a live and undamaged mouse from the mystical solar kiln

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

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i’m really liking this style