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charlie-is-gnarlie:
Ahhh, nice save, oh Hopeful one. I still say she was bluffing, though.
Hey, I’d be a bit of a hypocrite if I tried to say that having sex made you less classy. Say what you want, we’ll have to agree to disagree on this one.
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charlie-is-gnarlie:
Excuse you, miss feminist, are you implying you can’t be classy and get dick at the same time?
Of course not! I’m just saying she wouldn’t quite understand Justin’s “I like it thick” joke because she wouldn’t think in such crass terms.
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charlie-is-gnarlie:
I refuse to believe that Gran-Gran didn’t know what it meant. She’s got a past and we all know it, she’s just tryna play coy.
Excuse you, she’s a classy lady.
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Earlier, Gran-Gran was making gravy, and she mentioned that she “likes it thick.” My brother, comedic genius, responds, “Don’t we all?” Obviously my grandmother didn’t understand the double meaning, but I died. What is my life?
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Not a definite no, more of a probably not, haha. I’d say that’s progress. I suppose so. It’s so weird to think of going out and doing stuff with you guys that doesn’t involve me trying to beat you to Pokemon gyms.
So now it wouldn’t be a definite no? Because if so, hey, that’s progress. Justin can take it, and people go out dancing all the time, don’t they? I’m sure we can find somewhere.
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Yeah, but during the school year it would’ve been a definite no. I dunno, though, it might be too embarrassing for Justin if you were to publicly school him like that. Besides, are there even any places to dance?
See, if we would have had this conversation during the schoolyear, I’m sure I could have been smooth and offered to show you at an upcoming dance. Alas, it’s over the summer, so it seems I’ll have to improvise. Shall we all go out sometime, prove some points?
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Hey, I said anyone could school him. I’ll have to see you dance before I show any more optimism than that.
While I appreciate us sharing the knowledge that I would inevitably school your brother in a dance competition, I think you could lend me a tad more optimism in my dance skills.
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Hate to break it to you, but the circle that formed around you happened because people were afraid you were gonna hit them with your flailing limbs.
HEY, I tore it UP at prom, okay???? My moves are LEGENDARY.
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...I don’t know that I have, but I imagine it’s bad. But anyone would look good dancing next to my brother, so I’ll give you that.
HAHAHAHAAAAA, you’re both ridiculous and neither of you can dance.
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HAHAHAHAAAAA, you’re both ridiculous and neither of you can dance.
Jealous? No, see, my moves are just too good so I can’t reveal them to mere mortals because they won’t be able to handle them.
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@deasley-weasley: @blame-gunner ok
@deasley-weasley: @blame-gunner maybe we can revise it to /rare/pokemon
@blame-gunner: @deasley-weaslsey YEAH MAYBE. I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE CATCHING FUCKING PIDGEYS AND COMING TO ME WITH SOME FUCKIN ELABORATE DRINK ORDERS LIKE THEY EARNED IT.
@hope-springs-eternal: @deasley-weasley @blame-gunner or we could revise it to a discount? with different percentages based on the rarity of the pokemon?
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@hope-springs-eternal: pros of your workplace doubling as a pokestop: tons of items whenever you get the chance to use your phone
@hope-springs-eternal: cons: HALF THE TOWN SHOWS UP TO YOUR WORKPLACE, THEREFORE GIVING YOU NO TIME TO COLLECT ITEMS
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I can’t believe Jesus gave birth to America 2016 years ago wow
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Chaplin Cove wishes Hope Fisher a very happy 17th birthday!
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I would say you only got in good with one Fisher, but you got in with Gran-gran too somehow, so yeah I guess you’re right. Gotta watch out for those Gallaghers, though.
I don’t know, I feel like I’ve been angry at you for so long and you haven’t given me any reason to be so I feel kind of dumb. Especially when my brother, who I trust more than anyone, says that you’re the “best bro”. Yeah, I’m not expecting you to suddenly start staying up late painting my nails and talking about boys with me, and I’m not gonna start singing your praises, but I don’t want to waste my time being angry.
Still gonna mess up your name when you get coffee, though. That stuff’s funny.
That’s fine. You’ll come around. I get in good with the Fishers.
…I mean, I don’t have to do anything in order for you to have a good reason to not just trust me. I hate to get serious, but it’s not like your recent breakup history has in no way affected your current ability to trust, I’m sure. That’s…not me judging you or anything, I just…get it, I guess is what I’m trying to say here. And we both know I’m not just gonna make some 180 and be all sweet on you all the time, and I don’t necessarily think you’re just itching for me to do that, but…I do hope you eventually think I’m at least worth trusting enough to not think I’m out to get you all the time. Someday.
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I dunno if we can be friends just yet, but I guess I can try to be...less hostile.
I just feel like I’m the bad guy here because there’s no reason to distrust you in particular and you haven’t even done anything to me.
I guess I’m trying to say I’m sorry. I’m not being fair to you.
Well, I don’t see why you and I can’t be friends, personally. I don’t think Justin would mind. Hell, it might even make things easier.
Fair enough, haha. But I can vouch for it in this particular case. You don’t seem like a total bitch. No one is entitled to a person’s instant trust.
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