Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.
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just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.
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me, sternly, to a blank google doc: i have written hundreds of thousands of words over the course of my life. you won’t defeat me.
the cursor, blinking: |
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Gold bracelet from the “House of the Faun”, Pompeii
Worn on the arm rather than the wrist, the snake-shaped bracelet was a classic of Roman fashion from the 1st century AD
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The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.
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what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount
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Moms be like i am going to say something so traumatic to my child
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I wonder what part of Thor: Love and Thunder that the tumblr liked best.
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the happy ending he deserved
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