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Uhh... multiple of these. My twin brother, of course. But we also share the birthday with our older sister and our cousin. Then there's a friend of mine too.

Do you personally know someone you share a birthday with?

Yes. We are not related.

Yes. We are siblings, but not born on different years.

Yes. We are twins, triplets, etc.

No. I don't personally know someone I share a birthday with.

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being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn't made to feel like a literal death sentence

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took the "what's your red flag" quiz and got emotionally unavailable, bitch I KNOW

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Y’know maybe trans folks do have biological advantages in sports, cus a pole vaulting trans guy who hasn’t had bottom surgery would never—

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my love we finally see each other again - @smute this is for you specifically

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"In an unusual process UN Secretary General Guterres has called on the Security Council to prevent a "humanitarian catastrophe" in Gaza. Upon this Israel calls him a "danger to world peace" "

The UN Secretary General made use of Article 99 of the UN Charta, which allows the Secretary General to notify the Security Council of events that the Secretary thinks might be a danger to world peace.

It doesn't actually have much more than a symbolic use, it's the UN's equivalent of a red underline and exclamation marks essentially, but because a Secretary General making use of the article is a somewhat rare event it is still supposed to be a drastic choice. The UN Secretary General's equivalent of going "I am really serious this time!" basically.

Which makes Israel's reaction to it even more ridiculous, as it isn't even a resolution or an action, but essentially a very strongly worded warning.

According to public german news broadcast Tagesschau btw the actual phrasing of Israel's complaint about this, posted by their Minister of Outer Affairs on Twitter, is :

" His [UN Secretary General Guterres'] request to activate article 99 and his call for a ceasefire in Gaza constitute support for the terrorist organisation Hamas and an approval of the murder of old people, the kidnapping of babies and the rape of women [...] Guterres' tenure of office is a danger for world peace"

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I paused a moment seeing this

Because surely such bullshit couldn't possibly be real

But

Here we are

Never going to Saxony-Anhalt because FUCK THOSE GUYS WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE KAISER'S TITS ARE THE GERMANS DOING

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reblog and put in the tags what you cook when you need to use up eggs

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*See this poll to choose your least favorite alcohol

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“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

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I think retail workers should be able to sit down in chairs and listen to music and goof around and chat with their coworkers and dick around on their phone when they have free time and not have to pay attention to every customer's little whim or be constantly on guard or perform happiness or clean and should be able to make out in the back rooms or go home whenever because theres enough people to cover their shift and just enjoy life and labor a little more. In my opinion

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"you should be at the club" wrong. i should be at home in bed